Sun, Sand, Fun, Pain and Pleasure

As promised, pics from ClubMed Cherating. Nothing to scream about .. not like it's ClubMed Maldives or Japan or Middle Eastern, or a "atas" holiday like Banyan Tree just recently visited AGAIN by babe Geline. Bloody envy that woman, keep traveling !

There's soooo much to upload, what do you expect from a camwhore like moi.

Firstly, thanks Darling for everything!

Trivia: Who loves me the most? *wink*

ClubMed is such a pain and wouldn't allow non-"members" to take a peek into their secluded resort. You wanna see it .. pay an "entrance fee" of a minimum of 2 nights stay. Not a very cheap 2 nights stay price if you ask me. So here's a sneak peak of it.

People ask "Why Cherating?" It's like everyone doesn't have much confidence in Malaysian standards when it comes to international stuff. Everything overseas to us seems better .. for some reasons .. alot of reasons .. mainly some in particular. Go figure. But apparently ClubMed Cherating is the biggest in South East Asia .. I was kinda disappointed when my idea on ClubMed Bintan was turned down by others. Well at least it was within our range. Mind you. Could've chosen anywhere if the dollar wasn't an issue.

Was expecting the place to blew me away .. with the whoa's and the aahh's. But it was .. mmm .. well, ok. I set my standards kinda high coz the resort's overrated. I heard they set aside this huge sum of money (what was is? 1 billion?) to refurbish the resort. Don't think they have yet. But it's not all too bad. I repeat .. I overepected.

Loads to do .. only recommended for the adventurous. Very unsuitable for tai-tai wannabes, snow-white wannabes, dainty-no dirt-no sweat-no unladylike hopping running and climbing about-people, or any people that falls under a similar grouping. You pay the premium price .. to have FUN. Otherwise, go home and regret coz you'll rather spend the cash somewhere else.

What is there to do?

Swim

Walk through nature ..

To uncover a hidden cove ... paradise ...

Catamaran Ride ...Kayaking (no one could take pics for me .. or even bothered to do so) ..

Play beach volleyball ..

Take loads of pics ....
Won't post skimpy pics of others without their permission .. and BigOne's shy .. so no topless pics of him. But all the best pics of us were taken here!!!!

Archery ...

Have loads of meals .. Breakfast, Late Breakfast, Lunch, Late Lunch/Afternoon tea, Dinner ..

Have nice dinner at their specialty restaurant ..

Beef tenderloin fillet with forrester sauce, bouquet vegetables, potato chips and spring onion meuniere

Cream caramel with vanilla ice creamRelax at the other beach (there are 2 beaches .. the happening one and the relaxing one) Get burned tanned .. Play pingpong ...

Workout .. to aqua aerobics (so can die ok!), yoga, tennis, badminton, basketball, rollerblading, etc etc etc etc ..................................

Do some extreme sports ..

Men are so sexy when they are strong ...

Spider-babe .. more like a lizard in stationary mode waiting for a fly to pop by ..

Bungy bounce nearly killed me ..

And go on a double suicide on the trapeze ... And be soooooooo proud .. to be able to graduate with a Knee-Hang Catch

Join the fun each night of dancing and games with a bunch of strangers ...

Won a medal in limbo rock ... hard work at yoga pays off ...

Motherhood training .. Get youself a new found son ... I swear, everyone thought YuFong (in red) was my son. They'll be so damned if it was true .. what a hot mama ... hahaha~

Head to the turtle farm ..

Have fun with bunch of wacky people...

Wear yourself out ... this is not a relaxing holiday! I was so busted that my body ached for the following week ..

and of course .. no matter how amazing the place is, it will never be that amazing being there without your loved one.

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QUESTION

Does anyone know what the hell that sign means?
First on the left.

I refuse to accept the idea that it's called playing in the sea. The dots aren't bubbles!

I'm leaving on a jet plane

Am jet setting in an hours time. Have already jet setted 2 hours ago and keeping my dazed and wandering mind in place with the daily caffein fix. I hope this trip is not gonna be as bad as I expect it to be, with my AhKor leaving the company, I don't have someone to bully along the trip. It's business .. not pleasure .. what the hell. The only pleasure that I'll be getting is Thursday shopping night and one Saturday in Sydney. I am already thinking what to do. The currency exchange is ridiculous and I find myself issuing more cheques than my income could generate. Gotta do some finance checking when I'm back.

Weather's gonna be rather cold. Anthony suggested that I head to Bondi for some nude tanning. I feel that my nipples will be screaming everest in the cold instead. And it's not like I'm not dark already from the ClubMed trip. Loads of pics coming up. Since I'm gonna be bored after work hours I can date all the gadgets I bring there. NO .. the vibrator isn't in the list. Not like I have one anyway.

So gonna miss BigOne .. and as always, Maxis is gonna file me for bankruptcy. Perhaps I should get a part time lover who is the son of the owner of Maxis so I can have my roaming bills waived. Specifically SON of owner .. or anyone who is compatible within my age group. I don't date sleazy old men that date their daughters. I wonder how they do that? Life has its sacrifices sometimes.

Mutt

JuMa took off on a month long holiday back to her home town, leaving us in a uneasy environment like a spoilt brat having to do everything herself again. It's just so weird after getting used to her 5 years of pampering. But I'll be taking off in 2 weeks time for the rest of the month so I won't get to go through the awkwardness at home .. so selfish rite? Hehe ... My biggest worry is my son .. wonder who's gonna attend to his needs. This morning alone he somehow made his way out to the garden for a rendezvouz .. wonder how long has he been running wild in his fantasy world, only to find him in his dirtiest state when I was about to leave for work, and got sent back to his room for detention. He's getting way out of hand. And I now understand the dillemma of a busy working mother having need to discipline her child. Never really works well ... especially when he doesn't really have a full set of the english vocab.

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I nearly killed myself at yoga yesterday. The inconsistent and busy schedule has took time off my classes and I wasn't born or trained young to be flexible. Madness. I hope I don't ache too much today so I can hop on the mill for extra tonning up and burning all those junk I devour that last 4 days in Penang. Health aside .. I'm quite a vain pot myself .. wanna look good for my trip in 3 more days !!!

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Boring sia .. it's the 14th issue of the newsletter I am editing. Kinda getting sick of doing it now .. can I not do this anymore??????????????????

Fatefully Departed

In loving memory of my beloved granny ...

We miss you and you will always be remembered and have a special place in our hearts. Though I did not have a chance to spend more time with you .. but I know I did spend my childhood in your loving arms during my annual castaway trips, and showering me with treats and ang-ku-kuehs. I hope that you will be happy on the other side where you are relieved of your suffering all these years.

She was beautiful, her sharp and caucasian-like feature made me questioned her roots of origins, which Mamamia insisted that our ancestors are from China. I am even more skeptical about my grandfather's roots coz he had eyes that resembles Sayuri's .. grey with blue circumference. But then again Mamamia insisted that his ancestors too were from China. Greater China bordering Khazakstan perhaps?

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For the 26th year of visiting Penang ... I have never toured the island like a tourist before. It always has been an eating and party escapade. Since TaiSouCheryl was with us, making her 2nd footmark on the island after 16 years, we had a small tour .. yea .. damn small, like visiting 2 temples that were facing each other. Battle of the Thai's and Burmese.

Welcome to Little Thailand ..My mark .. The Buddha of the year of the Woof Woof.

The Sleeping Buddha ain't nothing like the one in Thailand. I don't mean to be disrespectful .. but abit disappointed laa ... The Burmese Buddha statue had more to awe about. The white marble made it more chio. And there were tiny buddha statues covering every wall up to the ceiling.
ASIA's Buddha's ... they were all different ... in height, in hairstyles, in robes .. Malaysia wasn't in sight ... apa laaa ...

Tour de temple wasn't that enjoying. about 10-15 minutes each coz Penang was burning like hell for that 4 days I was there .. 40 degrees I think. I always felt like I was like a overheated car engine ready to breakdown anytime soon. But that didn't stop me from munching my way through the daysssssss ... BigOne's heaven, he sooooo needs to come here!

What's there to do in Penang? Eat, club, and sleep during the day .. coz too hot laa. But I tak jadi club ... come on laa, I'm semi-mourning ! So no QEII pics this time .. grrrrr ~

My blood brother .. macam my bf that day ler, unrealizingly .. we're decked in couple's outfitMy other brother

We grew up together .. we're all so old now!!!!! I still have a pic of the 3 of us where we all look like chipmunks .. Alvin Simon and Theodore!

And my darling Alan ..

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Sibeh the angry ler .... I stepped in the office only to find my table was covered with the pest i detest most ... ANTZ ! I know ants are not categorized as pests but I detest them to the max coz the whole kampung of them always appear and I have to spend time trailing those pesky irritants to their source. And smarty pants me used Shieldtox in the office ..... CLEVER dao ~~~~~~~~~~~

Ridiculous !

ime Everything seems absurd since lunch today.

I was greeted by a long lost soul who used to treat me so well like one of her own. It was nice seeing those warm familiar faces again, though it would never ever be the same again.

"Heard you were getting married ... who's the lucky man ?"

"Huh? Who oo ... "

"Someone really loaded .. who drives a car with a number plate of 3 .. or 13"

"Huh ???? 3 or 13 ??? Who told you about it? Marry wor ..."

"Ah *** lor .. he said the guy's house is filled with luxury cars all lined in a row"

"Whoaaa ........ " -.- !

MamaMichelle and I stared at each other cluelessly, until someone that fit that description popped into my head.

"That one arrr ... but I only had dinner with him ONCE. And that was history".

But the other caught only the word "history" and assumed that history meant "we dated before but it's not history". I buat tak dengar and save my effort for any explanations. It didn't matter anymore.

Back in the car we were joking that IFF that rumour gone wrong was real, I could just cut short my 10 year plan and live the most ridiculous lifestyle ever. Let's just not re-enter the bimbotic and over-fantasized world of mine again. It's just too ridiculous! And besides, I would never give up what I already have ... bliss is priceless.

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Ridiculous names. I know everyone wants to have some form of caucasian name to complement whatever chinese name we've got. But please for crying out loud .. get something decent and not be a joke. I have known a million people with ridiculous names ... not sure if I should explicitly state it here. Not nice to make fun of their choices coz afterall, this is a free world. Anyone has the right to name their kid Barney and be damn proud of it.

But it's just ridiculous to be over creative want that "special child" which a name that no one has. You have people naming themselves after the weather, seasons, color, fruits, chocolate?? Yea .. I know someone that do call herself Chocolate. Harmless laa .. people kawaii maa ..

Just as I was checking out all the name cards on my desk, I came across this card .. this person actually named himself CAESAR Teoh. Classic laa ! I'm having Rome fever now, and I think Octavian is a more chio name that Caesar. Just waiting for fate to let me meet someone this "eccentric". I might consider naming my child Octavian and Octavia. But then again, Octavia's character is just lousy and I don't want my daughter's name to be inspired by a confused-bisexual-good for nothing.

Happy Birthday Darling !

Almost slipped my mind ...

Happy Birthday Darling Alan How !

For some reasons I love this picture. Not only I looked amazingly over the moon, but Alan is like a loving second mother to me.

Tall, fair, handsome ... Alan makes a partner that every woman want in a man ... but sorry ladies .. you can never have him.

Life's a Bore

I just realized that I've been really "good" these days ..
haven't taken an off day for the longest time ever !

Till it feels that work is sooooooooooooo fugging boring. Dah laa my "ah-kor" left me to be a lone ranger again, delude myself in my realm of fantasies when boss ain't around .. I seriously hate the loneliness. It's sooo NOT a geminian thing ... Nic you have to agree terribly with me.

Geminians hate to be lonely.

I am in dire need to go on a holiday. Everyone around me is enjoying life .. Bangkok to party, Richie texting me on MSN each day to update me on his next vacation destination (tomorrow he's flying to Boracay ..... again!) .. my aunts just came back from Japan, and already planning to head to Milan some time soon. These people arrr ...... too much ler ... bloody envy!

Pretty soon .. another 3 weeks till I can feel the breeze in my face and sun burning my skin. It's been raining forever the past week or so and I just dread the cold. It's so cold that it feels like winter! Even my usual sleeping habit of skimpy sleepwear and air-cond or fan at level 4 has been drastically reduced to long sleeved and pants PJs with SOCKS in level 2 fan. With that I still curl up like a cooked prawn underneath the duvets. Crazy le ! One morning I happily woke coz I could see the sun shining through the curtains and heard birds chirping. But the rain had to come back again 3 hours later. And I asked myself a question like an innocent and naive 3 year old child .. "why is God so sad ? why is God crying non-stop ?"

I hope God stops being sad and stop the crying coz I would also cry ..... the freaking highway would be so fcuked and recently my patience level isn't very low and my bladder isn't very strong lor !

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My aunt just came back from Japan with pretty gifts for moi ! Big Big Kiss to you ! Merci bocoup !

For moi ... the red so pweettyy ...
... and for TaiSou.A MUST buy when in Japan .. the Blue Lable.

Blue Lable
This is not the original website .. but you can view almost every single design they hold.

I was googling for the item my aunt bought for me coz I damn malas to go snap a pic and upload. And I realized what amazing choice of lapsap-bag they have. It's like THE-PLACE to go and get your lapsap bag (lapsap-bag = rubbish bag .. bag that can hold very single rubbish a person can have). Nice, spacey, practical, easy to match, and affordable ... and I guess it has gotta be light weight coz it's of fabric material and not your average fancy material. I'm already regretting my previous Burberry purchase coz the bag is already heavy itself .. plus with my lapsap .. macam carrying a bowling bag everywhere. Sigh ... but I still love it wor ... how? Sit nicely as display in my closet lorrr ....

Sista

I vaguely remembered I came up with the word "sisTA" years ago when I was doing my industrial training. There I met my Big-SisTA WenDee .. whom I think contributed half to the birth of sisTAhood. I was flipping this old organizer I was using eon years ago and WenDee would scribble something on it almost everyday. An avid poetry and motivational phrase person I would say. Wonder where she is now and how she' doing. Miss you ...

Now .. the term is being used so widely .. I wouldn't be so shameless to make a claim that I am the great inventor of the word, but it's nice to know that it's being used by almost everyone now. Back then, SistaEsh was kinda proud that we had a unique sistahood that was different from everyone. Time to generate a new hybrid term .. Siesta ?? Haha~~~

I miss my sis ... really ... it's soooooo fugging lonely here ok !!!

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Historical pics taken over CNY. Meant to post them sooner, but the owner refused to resize them and insisted that I got them off sharing folder of 50 OTHER WU-LIAO PICS WHICH TOOK 10 MILLION YEARS TO LOAD ! I gave up since to load each pic taken on a 8 mp camera .. you do the math. I grabbed them off Gis's facebook. Somehow I have this evil feeling that SisBroLong was biased and gave SistaGis the priviledge. Hehe~~~

"Hao chai wo you lai aa" ... by Mr.TKH.

FruitZhong SisBroLong .. sorry, kinda sabo pic for you coz you looked very unflattering. haha .. but funny lor ... i jez had to .. Spot SistaEsh ... Wonder how is PearGalDoris doing over in NZ. Babe ... I thought you damn free to blog. Never thought the pear job so stressful .. hehe. Have loads of fun there ... and please blog soon! SisBroSoon .. finally a decent and unreluctant pic from you!

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I'll be attempting a very very very technical java script modification to my blog. Gonna create this archive calender. Even though there's a step by stem guide ... I'm so intimidated by the amount of jargons involved. It's not a cut and paste thing lo ... wish me luck for not fugging up the whole template like I did the last time. *fingers crossed*

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SUCCESS !!! Check out my calender at the side tab ! Woohoo ~

I'm no IT-script-whatever-freak so this is a big breakthrough for me.

Roll ur eyes at me for all I care .. haha ..

Surreal Reminiscenes

" I no longer see your dear face clearly in my mind,

the edges of the picture have blurred into the mists of time,

Your voice, a muffled echo across the timeless years,

the memory of your touch drowned long ago in half forgotten tears,

but sometimes when I least expect,

a stranger looks into my eyes the way you used to do,

and then I realize,

my mind has chosen to forget,

but still my heart goes on remembering you. "

I figured that it has become a long forgotten past. When I no longer have the slightest thought of your existence, something had to remind me of you. I dazed in the remarkable resemblence that I can't deny. And I woke that it's just a spark of coincidence, smiled, and put all the memories back into the box and back in the furthest corner in the attic.

The sony buzzed. I dred to pick it up as I was comfortably tucked with love and warmth. The buzzing ended. It never buzzed again. Should be unimportant. I checked hours later, dazed, but somehow my fingers chose to ignore to return a call.

I wonder .. if it is possible to ever totally forget something?
Sometimes it's best, when the happy memories only brings 3 seconds of smile and hours of sadness.

Is it better to .. Have loved and lost than to never loved at all ?

from the movie The Leap Years

Moody'ness

I don't like me again. Checked the calender .. PMS'ing .. just great! Somehow I dread the day it comes. Kinda period-phobic now coz everytime I feel like ending my existence so that I won't suffer so much. The previous one hurt so bad that I needed a jab to calm the muscles down. Kinda stoned my way to sleep. Wonder what they used? Morphine? Got the "kick" .. felt good stoned. =.=!

I'm begining to be paranoid again. Nic I thank you so much for always being the one to endure my sh!t .. and giving me all the consolation, care, advice and a big slap to wake me up from this unwanted self. I'm begining to be whiny... this is no good. Nic said I've always been whiny. Coz I'm an attention seeker .. and everything has to be about me me me ! There's some truth to it ............. Ok .. it's true. Who doesn't want attention ??? I want 10 million percent of attention from my loved ones .. I don't get 'em .. I whine. *sigh* Seems like everything is not feeling right with me ever since I've crossed 2008 (i.e. age 26 .. soon to come). Breakouts, scrawny, paranoia, you name it ... bring it on !

I need to rest .. I need warmth .. I need love .. I need to curl up under his warm arms.

Tai Chi Bride

I'm not sure if I "modelled" over the weekend for the Bridal Fair in Plaza Pelangi. I felt that I tai-chi'ed on stage instead. *teehee* But it was fun though .. and I applaud my courage to perform dramatically with a bridal gown on. I feel that it would have been a better performance if Mamamia had let me go through ballet lessons during my childhood. She feared that I would grow up to be a scrawny girl from dancing too much. Don't see what difference does it make. I caught a video of my performance but I ain't gonna put up the weirdo tai-chi performance to SpiceGirl's Viva Forever .. Only available to those who caught glimsp of the live performance yesterday. But Eloise said it jadi'ed abit and she liked the full turn I did. *self praise is self disgrace .. but that was the review I gotten maa .. unless she was just being nice laa ... =.=! "

My Tutti-Frutti (more like Florti since there's no fruit) dress for the second performance. I kinda liked the vibrance and cuteness of it .. though not many know how to apreciate its loudness.

Eloise. It's been a while since we cam-whored together over shows.

A whole new batch of people to work with. Fun, energetic, babelicious and YOUNG ! I am almost a decade older than some of them. Serious ! And oohh .. we meet again, Joannabell, from Female's 50 Gorgeous for 2007. This is how small the world is. We're watching you. *Eye pointing action from Meet the Parents*

The Leap Year

... not about the movie laa .. but would like to watch it though.

February 29th is the only day where a woman can propose to a man. Literally. Technically you can do it anytime you want. MAJORITY of the social conformities just think it's inappropriate to do it. Deemed desperate, etc. But hey .. it takes guts to do it. And I salute the woman who stands up to represent all women who fights for equalities. On the other hand, I'm a traditional woman that would be a good wife, cook and pamper my husband, and always feel safe and protected in the arms of my love. I damn drama de laa.

Anyways.. It just occurred to me that proposing to the one you love takes major guts. Though you may be with that person for years .. I think people still get the jitters and tongue tied when making one of the major exclamations in relationships. I humoured myself by thinking how to go about making this propose joke to BigOne. I mean .. it's not even real .. but I couldn't do it. I don't know why. So I think it's gonna be even worse when it's real. Ola~ experienced people .. Let me know if I'm wrong.

And the drama continues ...

Is it all ending? But what a sad and unsatisfactory ending .....

Totally unfair.

Why should Edison exit the entertainment industry. What big offence did he commit? It's just his luck that chicks dig him .. and his eh-hemm. And so? It wasn't intended to be mass circulated worldwide .. Is it a crime that he has a fettish for looking at chicks to arouse him? All you men out there are dying for such luck. They very well know that he's taking pics of the whole process .. they play their slutty role in the pics/video .. WILLINGLY. And now it's all out .. they just whine and act all pitiful and virgin-mary-innocent (sorry for cursing religiously) just because the whole world is laughing at your tak jadi sluttiness and amazon rainforest.

You got shot naked. Big Deal ! Making a humongous fuss out of it. The entertainment industry is known to be dark and dirty, so no surprises if everyone sleeps with each other. You see her dressed in her birthday suit and whoaaa ... tsunami comes. I don't see people kicking up such fuss when Angelina Jolie had that steamy sex scene with Antonio Banderas in Original Sin.

No justice served. Poor Ed. He's cute you know. Though he may not have a really good body to drool at .. but he has charm and I dig men .. Asian men who speaks really good English. And besides .. his "high and mighty" is ... ermm ... "dig'gable" (if that's even English at all). As for his arrogance .. that just adds to his personal style. So what if he's arrogant .. you people hate him coz he's arrogant .. so? macam you're gonna be his personal friend and he's gonna be arrogant to you.

*Sigh* Guess I won't be able to see him for quite a bit now .. except of old tabloid photos and videos.

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Some re-enactment of the whole serial drama. Brilliant work.

Part 1

Part 2

The Blues ...

Super damn sleepy. And I went to bed before 12 last night. I yawned so much that it makes me tired. My jaw is tired. I eyes are tired. And my brain gives up on the yawning already.

Think I rested too much over the weekend. Over-rested. Countered off the wanted effects of resting. I think I'm getting old.

Qian bian (deserves a slap) joke from SisEsh over the weekend ..

Which is more talkative, bread or kopi (coffee) ?

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Answer: Bread .... why?

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Bread-TALK ... Kopi-TIAM.

=.= !

Qian bian rite ??!!!! *rolls eyes*

Lunar's Over

... means no more excuses to bumming around.

If only the internet connection in the office was much more cooperative and not be the only special child that throws frequent tantrums. It's so frustrating, and I know it sounds rather ridiculous to blame my lappie's inefficiency and occassional hangs as a cause to it. I'm so sure the connecting and disconnecting of my MSN and Bittorent (just 20% more and it will shut off permanently .. I hope) causes some kind of damage to the system.

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The bumps on my forehead have cleared .. well, more like moved down south to the lower part of my face and I feel like I have shave cuts like a man after my facial on Wednesday. Another suffering experience. And facials were supposed to be some sort of indulgence like spa. I hope it clears this time.

Got up much earlier than usual to be so semangat to work today .. but end up coming in late AGAIN. Had to shampoo coz I feel really icky this morning and needed a comfortable and fresh feel to work properly. Didn't even have time to blow my hair and I have a mane ... not hair ... lion-like hair. -.- ! I refuse to trim off the dried ends coz I know that the visit to the salon will mean that my hair come out with 3 inches shorter. It won't work well with the curlers .. which he has yet to fulfil his promise.

Can't wait till he gets back tomorrow .. and am gonna be generous with my pampering.

Anyone knows of a good massage oil I can easily get through counters? Inexpensive ones of course. I'm so lousy at this that I can only think of Johnson's Baby Oil. -.- !

H.E.A.R.T.

**~** I HEART BIGONE ! **~**

Valentine's 2008 was great. Somehow I always felt Valentines wasn't my fate. I can say so far, I have never spent it quite as much happy as this. Simple .. no big hoohaa, over the top or drama/movie romance. Bottomline .. HAPPY ... deliriously happy.

Thanks darling for loving me ... I couldn't ask for more. Big Kissie !

Proud owner of the Atlas Toggle Necklace.

And when I start to indulge in my fantasy of everything falling into place romantically like in romantic movies ... it slaps me back to reality.

I'm jilted again this weekend coz BigOne loves the putting balls into holes in acres of greenery. I pouted. He sighs and made it sound like it's some kind of obligatory chore dreaded but unavoidable. Why can't men just admit that they would do anything to have a round of golf with the boys? M.E.N.

I still love you darling .... as long as I'm always rewarded for not complaining being jilted all the time love is unconditional and doesn't require pressence 24/7.

Oh well .. at least I have time for myself and happy to do some real family bonding with me parents. Over Mahjong. It is a family activity in the Pang's residence. *wink*

We're no big gamblers. We simplified the calculation and the max that you can lose is $4 .. which is like damn alot to us. *teehee* I have been damn lucky. My turning point was exagerrating. Won 2 games with 4-Feis. Won with Big-4. I hope I don't jinx myself.

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**~** I HEART FIREWORKS **~**

So much .... so so so so much !!! You have no idea how bimbo I can get when I see fireworks. Seriously .. not funny at all. I can be sooooo fugging engrossed and mesmerized by the bursting colorful lights that I feel as though I'm floating towards the lights.

And it can be so freaking embarassing. Really.

I had no idea that I was whoaaa'ing all the way while video'ing the display of shooting stars at the local resident committee hub. Damn chun'ted ok ! I played back the video on my mobile camera and people around me started giving me disgusted faces as though I was viewing some porno on my camera. I know ... I sounded as though I was climaxing for the past minute of so. *sweat* Ignore the my potong sound effects and just appreciate the fireworks can? I'm sorry I can't help it .. it comes naturally.

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**~** I HEART PRADA ROMA **~**

Who am I kidding. I haven't even been there. YET. Hehe.

The newly weds are back from their honeymoon from the Swiss and Italy. WE all got what we wanted to purchased .. very very pleased with the great deals .. and are all influenced to plan the next holiday to Rome. But it's so freaking expensive for us people living in "poor" countries to really enjoy and splurge. 5 times! And for Singaporeans ... it's just like us Malaysians crossing over the border for a holiday. It's so unfair. And I shall wait patiently for the day my country is on par with the others. Slowly slowly wait.

P/S# Thanks Geline for your shopping consultancy. Very satisfied with it.

Cupid Love

I did try to upload this adorable picture some time ago but it wouldn't animate then. Finally managed to pull it off this time.

Somehow I relate myself so well to this .. I'm the silly one on the right and of course my special one will always be clueless of my actions.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !

May you be loved and blush with glowing happiness this very day !

Big Big Big Hugs & Flying Kisses !

Scandalous

As much as you hate him, you gotta give da man some respect. He scored with some of the finest ladies in HK entertainment industry. Even JZ want to worship him as a new religion. And his publicity is soaring high despite for the wrong reasons. Bottom line is .. as much as you hate it .. you envy him for having them ladies yearning for his high and mighty pink glory. *wink*

The only thing I'm waiting for are Maggie Q's pics!!! Sources said they have been released this morning and I'm so eager to see them. So far I only saw one .. nothing to roar about, looks like a sexy mag shot for some men's magazine. Wondering if she did Bobo's signature pose, or is she one of "them" .. swearing religiously to keep her pubes like a catholic's virginity. *slaps own mouth just in case it's jinxed and backfired at me!*

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Caught the afternoon news on the local channel i.e. NTV7 .. and they actually had a sms poll for Valentine's Day.

"Valentine's Day akan menggalakkan aktiviti maksiat". (it was something like this .. but the last 3 key words were definitely there).
Translated as "Valentine's Day will encourage "sinful" acitivities". The word sinful/maksiat there meant of course .. "sinful" sexual activities.

62% agreed.

This is like one big joke. To actually use the word "maksiat" .. hahaha ...

It's the loving day .. give love .. receive love .. "make love" ?? Duhhh .......

Why make it sound so wrong ???

Post New Year Blues

So the malas to work. So the malas to blog. So the malas to basically do anything. There you have it .. Post-CNY-Blues symptoms. And today, I experienced major pain due to my late menses. I nearly died. And for the first time after 4 years, I had my jab again. Totally unbearable. Why do I have to go through such torment?

CNY was daaaammmnn boring to the max can! I was so bitchy and naggy for the 4 days straight I had to sit in JB .. even my mom who was on a more positive note couldn't stand my grumpiness. JB has never been this empty. New Year has never been this "exciting". And all I could do is console myself by floating my wandering mind to the place we all ought to be .. and island, filled with food and fun, despite how stressing it could be to our health - heat, unhealthy food, excessive eating, excessive partying, upside down living schedule of night becomes day and vise-versa. I don't gamble .. even betting $1 - $5 doesn't even count as gambling, so I'll leave that out. Macam you all don't tell yourself that .. "once a year only maaa..."

Buy yay .. bigger angpow this year .. since I'm absorbing their cost of an additional angpow supposedly owned by my bro .. who has given up his eligibility of asking for one. Makes up for the amount of angpows I left out collecting from where I supposed to be.

For the first time my house did resembled a "chinese" one during CNY. Each year we would MIA so we were less bothered of the festive aura since we are always back after the festive season. This year everyone took the liberty to make it decent looking. We had flowers. OK .. plants to be exact. I mean .. Plant (without an "s"). We had chinese words up on the walls. And my dad blasted the most insane Cina song ever. Somehow I yet to appreciate the cina jingles. Somehow it's so annoying to me. And to my mom. And to make things worse .. dad had an English version to the cina jingles. Same annoying jingle, different language. It doesn't help at all. It's just so weird.

Pussy-willows. Can you imagine how sua-ku I am. I still think these plants are fake. I thought the real plants do bloom those pink blossoms, which they don't and people usually stuck on the fake ones instead. I waited for it to bloom. A week later, no sign of any pink buds at all. And I thought that the cotton buds got mouldy since the yellow spots looked like mould/fungus. =.= """" slap me awake ba !!!

The usual steamboat during reunion dinner. It's so healthy here it's boring. And everyone went over to the "kids" section instead ... where I was.

Steamboat fusion a.k.a. The "Kids" Section. Teppanyaki of everything NOT boring. Fresh juicy AND TASTY squid. Ostrich meat. Smoked-duck. 3 types of salmon - Norwegian, Japanese (i forgot the last, but it's definitely not smoked). And etc.

Big Big applause to Mamamia. She cooked for CNY. And not only it's decently cooked ... it's amazingly delicious. FYI .. she hasn't really been in the kitchen this long before. She's so amazed and proud of herself. Wide spread .. nyum nyum ..

Jiu Ju Char. So good .. that BigOne who doesn't really like JiuHuChar helped himself to a big serving.

Home-made tofu-fish cake. Also damn nice.
Hou-See-Fat-Choi.

Tu-Kar. Pork's knuckle/trotter/leg

Steamed chicken in wine.
And the must .. Tu-Tor-Thng. Pig's stomach soup.

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This was the closest I could get to seeing my favourite Lion Dance act ... watching one in a mall. -.- " And for 25+ years .. I have never never seen a 2 legged lion dance. Funny sia~

It's a brand new year .. again

Chinese Style!

Funny how I am so much more excited for the CNY than Christmas.

Funny coz this year am not making my way back to the lil'island.

I'm gonna miss Penang sooooo much. *sobs*

It's 3.00pm on the eve of CNY eve. I sooo wanna balik already. Dah laa tomorrow have to work half day somemore. And my boss happily annoys me by telling me he's not coming in tomorrow .. and taking a half day off today .. by telling me he's offsetting it with the Thaipusam leave the company owes him. Double standard.

The newly weds are flying off to Zurich tonight .. and it's 10 days later till I can see my love at first sight. At least no one's here to fight over the bak-kua and peaches, and left all for me to wallop. I'll be a bak-kua by post CNY.

Happy Chinese New Year people !!!

May you be prosperous in wealth and health and most importantly .. Happiness !