Wet Christmas

*** I Love My Sistasssssssss ***

Expressions [OKOK .. i was bored and i started cam-whoring .. happy now?]

Christmas is officially over .. but the holiday mood hasn't worn off yet. Grrrr ... back to work in full sleepy mode. Why can't it stop raining man! Major cause for sleepiness and reducing the productivity level of all workers out there! I woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday and headed back to sleep again for another 15 minutes until something tells me that it's not right! Grrr ... dah laa the weather so cold .. what a way to start the working week! Grrrr ....

Have it ever occurred to you that it does *snow* in Malaysia?? Since the climate is so warm here that it melts the snow before it touches the ground .. and we have melted snow a.k.a. liquified snow a.k.a. RAIN ! It makes perfect sense .. since this always happens during year end .. *snows* non-stop. Since overseas countries have Winter Holidays .. why can't we in the tropics have Monsoon Holidays? Not fairrr ~~~~~~

It's Boxing Day .. think everyone forgotten about it already. So let the dust build and sit on the prezzies under the Christmas Tree. This year we have more and more prezzies ... the tree is over crowded ! Think next year I may put a basket beside the tree so it looks neater and my maid can sweep and mop the area easily. Amazingly Schnappi didn't tear into the prezzies..or tear down the Christmas tree! Thanks to the Master Trainer I (my dad) .. and unwanted incident of swallowing the xmas lightbulbs. Thank God Schnappi *swallows* (i.e. no dirty thoughts .. he hardly chews anything .. wonder why) has amazing abilities to reject any substance/objects which cannot be digested!

P/S: Mum just called to tell that we're opening prezzies tonight !!!! Yippie ... can't wait !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait to open prezzies~~~

Look like dowry huh! Most of the prezzies are from Esprit .. now you know why I am so broke !!

Dolce. New place in town to hang out. Literally everyone hangs out there now. I'd say for JB standard, it's a pretty nice place to go. I'd went gaga over Flix in Bangkok coz it had this spacious outdoor area to hang out when you're too sick from the loud music indoors. Dolce has one .. on a much much smaller scale. At least now there's a decent place to bring visitors to .. haha .. *sigh* what else is there to be proud of this little cowboy town? Christmas eve was dammnnnnnnnnn packed! *not surprised at all* The boys have their little private nest to party there .. wat to do .. frequent visitors there, or i might say .. permanent residents!

Wonder if there's any other way to celebrate Christmas than to go party. Not like it's any different from the normal days we party. Go and waste money (like i'm paying! haha), squeeze with people, let people molest, suffocate from second hand smoke, agitate my eardrums, get all icky and sweaty from the insufficient ventilation ... etc etc etc !!! Ah Kiat's bday is on this coming Saturday .. we're gonna repeat "Christmas" again .. hahaha ...

There are more pics .. yet to receive them from my frens!

Happy Birthday Daddy !!!

Daddy Dearest's birthday falls on Christmas Eve. So that explains why I never get to go anywhere for Christmas! Grrrr .. unless they aren't around, but that has never been the case. At least it's a 2 in 1 celebration .. hehe .. *safe money* We each cooked a dish this year instead of eating out and cramming up with people and get slaughtered by the "once a year slaughtering opportunity" for restaurants! Meal was delicious .. i made my alcoholic cream chicken specialty *applause*applause*applause* To everyone out there .. I DO COOK !!!! And i'm kinda good at it ok! Hahahaha .... As usual, the KAYPOH-KIA (a.k.a. Schnappi) have to KAYPOH in the kitchen when people are busy preparing food. This is what has became of him .. disgustingly oily!!! Have to waste time to shower the oil out somemore ! Grrrrr !!! My son really very KAYPOH ler ..howww?????? It's so annoying !!!!!!!!

MORE CHRISTMAS PICS ... Christmas dinner gathering at Rina Nature Spa Resort *in the making*

My goodness, the lady with the red pants nearly killed all the Christmas vibes in me! I can't "carol" properly .. haha .. when she sings, her mouth opens and closes like a goldfish!!! Man I'm so mean !!!

Natural Disasters

In fact most people would love to stay in Malaysia .. laws are kinda "liberal", we basically have everything here except the 4 seasons .. and of course .. no natural disasters like in the other countries. No typhoon, no earthquake, no blizzard storms, blizzard snow, yadda yadda yadda .. but it seems like the world is changing. Malaysia was hit by tsunami 2 years back, isn't our fault ok, and I'd like to incorporate "massive rain" as a new kind of "natural disaster". JB was hit terribly .. well, it didn't kill anyone or destroy any buildings of any such.. except about 17,000 people were evacuated from their homes, and I swore the roads now look like the surface of the moon (big problem for JKR to repair every damn pothole) .. but the whole f$#king JB was f$#king jammed up coz of the flood! I was one of the victims of course. Took me 2 hours to reach office when i usually did it in like 15 minutes, and back home .. i was stuck for 5 hours .. yes 5 F$#KING HOURS! when it took me the most is 30 minutes! Grrrrrrrr .... @%$#@#$% !!! Thank God i had some sort of entertainment in the car .. my notebook .. but it lasted me only 2.5 hours before it died out! Damn .. kills all the festive mood in me! Grrrrrrrr ...............................

This morning it hit me again .. la la la .. though the sun is up .. the flood hasn't subside yet, and yess ... i reached office at only 11am. And by 11.30am .. i greeted the grey clouds with open arms! Welcome Back !!!!!!! $%$#%$#@!!!!!!!!! Second round of traffic .. WOW!!! But at least i'm not driving today .. haha .. my beloved neighbour is !!

The clouds are back! View of the sky as of 1.25pm

*** CHRISTMAS ***

I wished I was this HOT !

I figured out the perfect christmas dream for every guy ... to sit in a comfy couch where PussyCat Dolls all dressed up in skimpy-kinky-Santarina outfits shaking their booty and going all over you! Wowweee ... I'd like to have that as well!!

It's coming near .. haven't finished my shopping yet !! Still need to get stuff for my mom, my granny, my jumi, and my son... *sigh* $$ flying away ...

I'd like to know who created Christmas Carols .. i mean .. who actually invented the songs! If you listened to some of the lyrics of these songs .. it made no sense at all ! Especially "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Jimmy Boyd (1952). The mom's a whore babe! Haha ..... flirting and tickling santa under the tree .. and cause some sort of trauma to the poor boy who caught her in action that he started talking to his teddy bear! And kids actually sing to this songs ... gosh ! And then there's Santa stealing the limelight from Jesus. HELLOOO ... it's Jesus of Nazareth's Birthday! (wonder what's his surname .. Jesus God? Coz he's the son of God?) Santa (not his real name) is actually some mistaken identity evolved throughout the years. He's in fact a Dutch bishop for crying out loud who loves to help people .. and his real name is Saint Nicholas. God knows who came out with this idea of him being some sort of mythical icon who spends the whole year making gifts for all the kids and being able to deliver them across the world in just 1 night! And uses 12 reindeers??? He could very well do it in a jet which has a bigger storage compartment compared to his sleigh! And since he has magical powers to zip zap across the globe in 1 night .. why can't he jez teleport himself instead of going down chimneys?! Abeh those staying in parts of ASIA where chimnies do not exist .. too bad laa .. no prezzies for the kids! Biaised sia!! Hahaha ... Santa must be damn scawny instead of the ballooning belly he has coz he wouldn't fit through chimnies .. haha. Guess Saint Nic must be damn sad rite now for not being remembered for who he is .. instead Santa which is not real gets the leading role of Christmas.

Conclusion: Don't be part of a gossip .. god knows what story may turn out about ya! SENSITIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- some people will only get what i meant .. cheers babe!

Okok ... i'll stop bitching here ... no offence everyone. I love Christmas, and I love Santa or whoever he is .. despite the fact that he hasn't been visiting me throughout my 24 years of life and not getting a single prezzie from him. I love to wonder alot and think about the logical reasons behind it. Nevertheless .. I still love to live in this fantasy world .. if only i had teleport-powers !!!!!

Birthdays .. Again

Happy Birthday Bro !!!!

The family .. as you can see .. there are 2 new additions: My Son, and my future sis-in-law Cheryl Chan

Gosh .. how come time flies so fast neh ??? Year after year jez passes like that! Am getting old neh .... GRRRRRRR ... it seems like it was yesterday since it was January 2006. But on the other hand, i always look forward to the year end as well ... only applicable to working people .. INCREMENT AND BONUS !! Yippie .. can't wait !!! A little is better than nothing right! Wonder if my pay check increases like double this year .. hahahaha .. DREAM ON !!!

The Christmas tree is up .. not all that fantastic .. every year it looks kinda the same coz we recycle the ornaments every single year.. NOT CHEAP OK .. for a tree this big. Anyways, am not a very good xmas tree decorator. That's real prezzzies there .. only quarter of it .. the rest are in my room .. everyone sends it there.. like a gift wrapping department. Haha .. so i have the priviledge to know who'll be getting what each year .. even my own prezzies ok! Grrrr...

A fab xmas tree i saw in Queensbay Mall Penang .. this was how i wanted my tree to look like .. but at least mine looks decent enuff ! Haha ...

I kinda dread Decembers .. that's when i get real .. i mean .. R.E.A.L.L.Y. BROKE !! My dad's bday, my bro's bday, my sista-gis's bday .. and a whole load of christmas presents to buy !! arrgghhhhhhhhh .... although ppl may think that i kinda save on my bro's n dad's prezzies coz i can bundle xmas and bday gifts together .. NO LOR ! It means the prezzies are doubly expensive! (is that even proper english?? dont care laa) DAMMIT. But i do enjoy the shopping laa .. haha ... it's addiction man! At least you don't feel guilty of spending so much .. coz you have the excuse .. "christmas .. need to get ppl prezzies" or "christmas/year end .. need to give myself a treat after slogging a whole year" or "chinese new year coming .. buy new year clothes now since its the sales season" .. Baaaahhhhhhhhh ... swipe swipe swipe .. credit card statement arrives in the 2nd week of January then i faint ! Buahahhahaha ... somemore i'll be expecting the update statement of my PTPTN loan .. *double faintsssss* .. after they charge me interest of about 1k per year .. *triple faintsssss*. How how how ... i need cashhhhhhh ... zher mer ban~~~~~

I've finally gotten my wireless modem .. so now i can blog more often. Yippie .. no more shooing off from my bro! Cool nehhhh .... but it's kinda taking a toll on my sleeping time! Damn! Internet and computers is a kind of addiction in the millenium era. Even if there's nothing to surf for online or do on the computer .. we'll still slowly scan through every person on your friendster list, look at old pics for the 10th millionth time, or even to the extend of playing Windows games like minesweeper, solitaire, and my addiction .. spider solitaire .. tell me about it laa! Trying to beat the stats of increasing the winning percentage .. somehow i feel that the game is programmed in such a way that the percentage of winning and losing is always 50-50.

Was back in Penang for the weekend .. and met up with all my buds .. but i only got my hands on this pic. The rest are in their cameras .. i forgot to bring my camera .. so no cam-whoring photos here for now until i get it from the others. Miss ya Alan .. can't wait to bitch with you again ... muaksss ...

Series of Unfortunate Events ... Grrrrrrrrrr ......

why oh why ... it could have been wonderful ...

at least this time 4-D prediction never came up .. sorry mate! Save my 10 bucks! Haha ...

7th December 2006

Happy Birthday Sista~Gis !!

You're a sister that i've never had. Thanks for being there .. to listen to my nonsense, to bear with my nonsense, to entertain me, to share with me, to be my confidant, to be my friend, to be my sister.

Love you love you love you love you!!

I'll always be there for ya no matter what!

Sista~Esh sure jealous de! Hahahaha ... wait till March then I'll blog you one ba~ love ya too!!

Google Earth

Being so bored at work today, I decided to surf the net for some inspiration to work. My engine hasn't been warmed up properly so I needed some boost .. something interesting to perk me up .. even for that 10 minutes. Unfortunately, the 10 minute break has expanded to nearly an hour break .. hahahahaha .. sorry boss! I've heard about this amazing thing called Google Earth some time back, but didn't even bothered trying it coz it sounds rather absurd to actually see your house from the net! Ok .. so I'm not an IT freak .. at least I'm not thaaaaattttt illiterate laa!! Caught the movie Deja Vu over the weekend and I think Google Earth was their muse! That one a lil bit exaggerating ! Can view 360o on a person .. somemore can enter their house and see what they're doing! Someone please tell me that there isn't such technology around..violation of human rights and privacy!!!

Anyways .. this is what I found ...

I was thrilled on my excavation through the map. It's no easy job man ! It's not like you can type in a specific address and it'll bring you there. I queried for the city .. and I had to navigate myself from there. Everything's from top view .. so all you see is roofs and you've gotta have agood sense of direction to navigate your way through. I got Michelle on this program as well and she's hooked .. kinda cruel to do this to a pregnant lady rite? Haha ... but am sure she's enjoying it!I searched for everything .. my house, my office, my bf's house, my dad's office, shopping malls, my university in Melaka.. way up to my granny's house in Penang! The shopping malls kinda look ugly from the top. I strongly recommend that they paint the top of the building with their logo or something .. at least it's like some sort of advertisement for them as well. Searching for places in US was much easier, you key in an address ... YES, exact address and they bring you straight there. Biaised ain't it .. why can't it be the same as in Malaysia?!

Go try it! Hazardous warning: Excessive straining to the eyes may result in cock-eye. Don't blame me if you look "funny". Haha ..

* Movies *
Caught 2 movies over the weekend .. DejaVu and Bond. All Denzel Washington movies are must sees .. well, althought this one is kinda exaggerating..nonetheless, i still like it. Bond .. for me i'm not really a Bond movie person, so I don't really know how to appreciate it. Daniel Craig (if that's his name) is really "man" .. not your average handsome, stylo, etc etc guy gals would actually drool on .. but he's the "hunk" in his age category. Anyways, the movie is kinda off due to my opinionated reasons: 1. Bond has limited facial expressions, 2. The lovely lovely lovely Maserati had no leading role in the movie. Previous bond movies, it had some part in the movie showing off the wow factor of the car .. this one, most scenes are done on foot, which i think Daniel Craig could very well join the US team of track & field in the coming Beijing Olympics! The Maserati scene in Bond lasted for i think *busuk busuk* 2 minutes i.e. on the highway before smashing up after losing control of the car. The End. 3. The villain in the movie .. well .. not up to par. He was much more of a loser sandwiched between the "ultimate" bad guy and Bond. 4. The loser's gf was .. well .. very very bimbo looking and not even hot. 5. Story line really sucked .. I don't really get the movie .. what's it about? All I get was that the bad guy uses funds from the "ultimate" terrorists to satisfy his urges for gambling in hopes to make money from it, finally loses it to Bond and he dies. Period. 6. There's no proper ending .. can someone tell me if Mr White is the "ultimate" bad guy or is there a Casino Royale Part 2?? Tiba-tiba only he come out ... 7. Oohh oohh .. i forgot .. the beginning of the movie was kinda funny, somewhat a remake of the Thai movie Ong-Bak if anyone remembered it! Hahaha ... Guess the caucasions/africans/whatever discovered the art of "flying"! 8. It's jez me that don't really like sleazy-horny-egoistic-Bond.

But ... I did like some things from the Bond movie .. 1. The Maserati (although my heart ached when Bond crashed it like nobody's business) 2. Ms Vesper Lynn .. not the average sexy Bond-girl .. but I loved her intelligent beauty and English accent! 3. Ms Vesper's purple dress in the movie .. i would very much want to wear that dress ... unfortunately I need her assets to carry it off that well! *arrrgghhhhhh*

After the *lame* movie .. i discovered something much *lamer* <-- does this word exists? Hell I'll jez create one then .. jez like "mood'less" .. i've been using that word for over 2 years now!

Oh gosh ... This is some kind of utter disgrace to Malaysian film industry .. obviously its gotta be a comedy, but .. Cicak Man ????????? What on earth are these people thinking??!! And Digi had to somewhat endorsed it as well! Marvel already have "stupid" names for their superheros .. Spider-Man .. Bat-Man .. Super-Man .. what's with the "MAN" .. hahahaha!!! I can't slam Marvel superheros here .. coz their movies were a success and worth looking forward to. But Cicak-Man i.e. Lizard-Man ?? We'll just wait for the preview .. can't wait to see how stupid his costume is! Hahahahha ....

** I can't wait for Transformers the movie !!! I grew up with them .. ok, i wasn't that all "ladylike" when i was younger ... but hell yeah, Transformers rock!! Battle of the Autobots and Decepticons are revived!!!!!! **

Blogging

One thing about blogging is that you're so-called life and opinions are publicly publicized and you'll get responses whether people agree with you or not. I officially have a hate-fan .. check my flooble chatterbox and you can find dear Amanda on it. I don't know why she hates me so much .. totally negligible. Guess she just have some mentally unstable issues .. first the eye-sight, then the english understanding level capability, then certainly some insecurity on physical attributes. But hey, I have more people coming to this blog! Haha .. should that be some kind of compliment? If I was really that unknown, how come she gets to know about my blog. Honestly, as vain as I can be .. I don't really give a flying f$#k as to whether I'm physically desirable or not. At least I don't really have a problem worrying whether am I undesirable or not. I'm confident and comfortable of who I am .. there are people who take me seriously .. and sure am nothing close to a bimbo. God gave me this look to wear and I'm certainly kinda happy, thankful and proud of it.

What is the issue of people slamming on other people's physical attributes? I don't get it .. really. She's ugly .. she's fat .. she's flat .. she's a whore .... bottomline is ... SO????!!!!!! Does that really affect your life? I feel it's either excessive flattery, envy or jealously. You get a new beauty queen .. and starts slamming her with she's too thin .. too ugly .. bla bla .. bottomline is .. she won. And do you think she gives a damn on what you think? Who cares if Kate Moss's boobs are small or she too short to be a supermodel? Who cares if famous celebs look horrid without their make up? Accept the fact and move on with your life. Important point: Are you that important in the society for people to really give a shit on what you think? So the next time before you start slamming people on whatever you are unsatisfied with .. first take a look in the mirror and ask yourself .. who are you to criticize?