Halloween Part 2

This jez crossed my mind for Halloween costumes. Think the dick and pussy costume is hilarious? If anyone dressed as the Digi Yellowman, I'd die laughing!

He's already dead annoying in the adverts. I gotta admit that he never fails to make me laugh. We've all seen the cinema ad with the TaiKo a million times, but I still laugh at it. Sometimes I wonder if Digi was a genius or ass for creating the Yellowman. Genius coz he's like a national icon now .. ass coz it just looks plain stupid. Is it like an intentional joke or are they dead serious about their company's mascot? I really wanna know. On the other hand, it's creativity surpasses mascots in adopted from the animal kingdom.

That brings another thinker .. why does it always have to be animals???

Got this 2 animations from YouTube.

Battle of the telcos ...

Damn cute laa~

No offence, prejudice or biaised whatsoever against Digi or Celcom.

I am a Maxis supporter. *wink*

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SisEsh told me I missed a really cool party at MOS last weekend .. the Halloween Party. I've been to the one in Zouk KL before .. it was kinda cool, but only 30% really dressed up .. mostly of ghouls and nightly creatures. But this year's party in Singapore was amazing .. I felt that I really MISSED it even from the pics. Check Geline's blog for the pics.

My fav costume .....

Soooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!

Wonder where was Luigi ... any pics anyone??

Halloween

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !

Come to think of it, I never did went to a Halloween party before.
So-called parties in clubs don't count .. it was just like a regular night out and they so happened to have a theme on that very day. Wouldn't be cool if everyone was more sporting and enthusiastic about the party that they plan like months in advance on what they wanna be? Unfortunately, I'm living in this "wretched" cityof mine (CC: This is the REAL wretched city) where everything is monotonous, and even if we made our own initiatives to jump out of this monotonous hole that's consuming us, you'll just be alone. It's a plague!!!

I guess SisEsh has the coolest place to work in. They get to wear their Halloween costumes to work today to commemorate the ghostly day.

It can't get any better than this.

SisEsh was Catwoman ... my fierce-goth-looking sis has turned into a .... cute-black-pussy!
Give me back my sis ... whoever you are !!!!!

Cool rite !!!!!!!

If only I could turn back time and took up multimedia design or Graphic / Creative as wat SisEsh called it .. then perhaps work life would be more colorful in being able to express yourself through work.

Instead .. I am stuck here drawing up policies after policies to make living hell of my beloved workers. *evil laughter*

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Ever wondered what you would dress up as if you were to go to some Halloween party?

Got me thinking there for a sec when Facebook had that application.
Facebook is a genius !!! They have everything ... I mean EVERYTHING !!!!!

I opted a Genie suit .. cute, yet sexy .. and Pink.

I've always wanted to be Pocohontas when I was growing up. Minimalist and simplicity. Don't even have to deal with the shoes man! Then .. I wanted to be some Grecian Greek Goddess or something ... but I don't think I'd be able to carry it well without the sexy sultry look and no bossom. If only I looked like Angelina Jolie ... damn she's saucy in Alexander!

Then there's the Superheroes.
Wonderwoman, Batgirl, Catwoman, etc etc etc ... so overrated.
Elasti-Girl damn cute rite?! Hehe~~
It'll be awesome if the whole family turned up.

It won't be a party unless there's the jokers who dress up as pricks and pussies! I really meant Dicks and Cunts! (mind my language)

You gotta salute this guys man !!!

Dick says: I'm da man!! 6 FOOT dick .. beat that!
Cunt says: Yea yea .. good on ya .. I'm a florescent pink pussy that looks like a squid! (check out the model's expression ... hahahaha)

If only our 7th Ghost Month was more festive! We'd be having Chang-Er's everywhere!!!

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On another note ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOON FOON !!!

May you be alleviated of your sorrows and find true happiness.

Doubt he reads my blog though.

Sisterly Absence

She came back .. and went off again.

It was great to see Sis-Gis again.

Missed the times when she was actually my other half ... I saw her more than I did see my actual other half. *tee hee*

The weekdays has became so boring after striking off the yamcha sessions after work .. bitching .. gossipping .. heart-to-heart. I could only fill it up with other health related activities. Which is good of course. It was one of our plans to replace yamcha sessions with working out sessions in a nice gym such as Celebrity Fitness or Fitness First or California Fitness or .. watever it is. But .. she went away before Fitness could come to JB.

Please open one in JB !!!

JB is so boring that there isn't anything to do besides yamcha and waste time yapping away and talking cock .. and of course, wasting money on alcohol. Heck, there isn't much to shop anyway.

Any ideas on what to do on weekends??

Sometimes I kinda envy the Darz gang (they call each other that) coz they're sisterly bonding is amazing and they could stick to each other every single day like some kind of sister-sorority. Ain't that nice???

While the Sista's are separated to Spore-JB-KL.

Distance makes the heart grows fonder.

Now that sucks!

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Some pics from the karaoke session at Neway.
Food sucked .. but it was compensated with loads of laughter. Behold the singing sensations ... FruitZhong a.k.a. Karaoke-Emo-King (left in white) and Jimmy (bottom in black).

"Anybody who know the lyrics .. DON'T sing with me. Anybody who don't know the lyrics .. also DON'T sing with me .." -YowKhim

Sawadee Phuket

The stressful week ended with a nice relaxing holiday. It should've been a holiday mood week where I snake through the entire 5 days daydreaming about what to do on my trip .. but ended up nearly killing myself with adrenaline rush of tight deadlines and blood rushing from the slow-incompetent people whom are prolly on the holiday mood.

But it was all great that we got to unwind all that stress by chilling for the 3 days without interruption from work .. just lazing and chilling. My phone didn't even died out on me .. and it's the 4th day and I still have half of my battery power. No one called. Felt forgotten somehow. *Hehe*

Was kinda worried that the trip would sucked coz the reviews I've gotten from my friends were B.O.R.I.N.G. and also that the monsoon was not over yet. But if it's all the hype that you wanna get, Phuket ain't the place for ya. Unless you MEN think that hooking up and getting laid by Thai chicks is "happening". If and only IF they are HOT .. unfortunately NOT! I still don't get it .. these farangs pay like hundreds and spend hours just to fly all the way to Phuket just to get hooked up with these "chicks". They could prolly get a hotter chick down at their local strip club. We caught sight of one farang at our hotel with his entourage of 4 chicks. He Da Man !

Not like these farangs have a choice though .. the only jaw-dropping chicks I saw was the lady-boys at the Simons Caberet show and those on the Thai channel. I was so amazed by their beauty and body. Makes you wanna get surgery done immediately without any hesitations.

Basically there's nothing really much to do there .. but just relax. Stay in a good hotel if possible .. BOOK EARLY online and you'll get a amazing deal. Which we did .. for the Hilton Arcadia. They were nice enough to give us a complimentary 60-minute massage for 2 .. which would cost us like RM200+ each. And it's not those unsincere free stuff they give out. The resort is huge .. you can forget about Patong if you're there. It's basically made up of pools .. there's like 4 pools in different wings there .. so you can swim all you want .. with waiters walking around offering you nice cold skewered fruits to cool off the heat.

Despite the monsoon season, where it rained for 3 days .. thankfully, it rained at the correct timing. So we still got to enjoy the sun and the beach. Didn't get my sexy-latina tan though coz sun bathing at 1pm is ridiculous .. it's roasting yourself! BigOne got his sexy-latina tan though .. but lazing under the umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh...) still got me slightly tanned. Always loving the beach .. lazing and falling asleep to the sounds of the waves and the sea breeze. Funny enough, I thought of Geline, and imagined how would she grumble about the sun and heat. *tee hee hee*

It was all good rest .. enjoying our holiday like how it should be.

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Recommendations to you peeps whom are planning to go there:

1. Stay in a good hotel .. it's worth paying for. Get good deals at http://www.asiarooms.com/ or http://www.wotif.com/
2. Book your tix in advance .. http://www.zuji.com/ offers good package deals if you book early - you get better flights.
3. Phuket is one hell of an expensive place. Nothing like Bangkok. They're all out to chop you .. but you don't have a choice though in this overrated, overcommercialized, overtourist destination. Taxi charges are ridiculously expensive at 300-400 baht .. just from Karon to Patong!!! Even Burger King costs 50% more! If you're a shopper, you'll know better enough not to get anything off the streets. So .. change more cash !
   

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Some pics from the girls outing. Geline .. you missed it again.

Brought me Mamamia along .. and now she's craving for more. It's a sign that you're old when you're partying with your mom with your friends like we're all from the same age category! Arrgghhhhh ~~~ *stress* On the other hand .. my mom's cool huh!

The cam-whores .. BigOne will be so turned-off to see his girl behaving like this. It just annoys him .. *hehe*

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It's only been 4 days .. and my facebook is swoomed!

SisEsh was on facebook for the whole of Saturday morning. It's an addiction.

Seems like everyone's bored over the weekend huh!

Frustrated

Coming back to work has been a pain since yesterday. Firstly coz my plane was delayed and we got held up at the airport for an hour coz the customs was a pain as well for picking on us .. I was telling BigOne that I don't blame people for hating the customs officers despite them doing their job. Fugging hell .. it was already one in the morning and yet they wanna make people's lives miserable despite much damage has already been made. If only these people in Singapore are much less constipated and sent the effective ones faster instead of the goonies to come serve us.

And my assignments handed to me for the past year is still incomplete. Why? Coz my boss thinks too highly of me to give me some assignment which should be done by a more higheer level and experienced person. He wants to go to the moon .. and he's giving me a car to drive there. And I'm indirectly writing up the company's ISO operations procedure manual singlehandedly. And I'm not even in operations to begin with.

Time to get in a committee!! And tai-chi all the work to these people.

BrotherChin told me it took him nearly a year to come out with a manual for the accounting department in his previous company .. with the help of a bunch of committee members.

It's mid-October .. there goes my bonus! Fug!

Praying hard that my boss understands my difficulties and not see it as being incompetent.

I wanna go back to Phuket .. enjoy the beach .. enjoy the nice big comfy bed .. enjoy the sumptuos breakfast .. enjoy the nice warm hugs .. and pigging out to instant noodles and pringles while busting out on my PSP.

Wake up !!! Back to reality ..... Back to hell !!!

Jerrrrrrrrrrrrr ~~~~~~~ *pout*

The Fine Line

What is the fine line between what's good and what's bad; what is right and what is not?

Is it determined by social conformity, values that we're brought up with, or does all these change with the times, evolution of the bad becoming a not-so-bad thing?

There are so many reasons behind the justification of one's actions. Either leading it towards the "right" path .. or down the gallows. But the main reason is always the selfish one, for the sake of Own Happiness. Sometimes some sacrifices have to be made .. but is this right?

As I have the benefit of having many males friends, I often dwell into their world of perceptions .. understanding how the male brain functions. Which of course gave me a wide eye and wide perspective on how the world is. I have learnt to accept the ugly truth all these while, and have lived life with past my other halves well, with much faith .. believeing that not everyone are assholes. Until the big bomb drops.

It's hard to get back that faith. Especially with constant reminds from someone close to me whom is experiencing the dark side now. Tough holding the faith with much skepticism trying pushing through. But I have to. For the sake of happiness. Otherwise, it would only hurt us.

What makes one go astray? Many who are in true love and bliss are still vulnerable to this. Temptation. Does one is really faithful even when they found the right one? I seriously doubt so. But why does this happen? Screw someone else, without any feelings attached - there's no such thing as that. If there's no feelings, then how can one be attracted to the other and end up lusting for each other, after all that, they call it plain sex - no feelings attached, move on as if nothing happened before. If it was all good, reverse and relive history over and over again.

But how would we know whether we're living in denial of the brutal fact out there? Or whether that rainbow will always be there? Fate. It's easier said than done.

We all have the power to determine our destiny. Not entirely. But at least a part of it.

Since when handling relationships are so complex, like a strategy in a big game? Shouldn't it be simple and natural? Or perhaps it underlies in a person's dwelling upon it.

Should one think ahead or just live the day?

If only we could see the future and consequences through a magic glass for every step we take.

Global * Pink * Warming

I'm literally melting by the day.

There is some serious issues with the temperature. We all could just die of the heat.

There is never a day I do not complain about the damn heat. Ironically I have been in this geographical region for the past 25 years and still haven't gotten used to it. I can imagine people down in Africa or in some dessert waking up each day to complain about the damn heat. To such extent, I led to somehow curse myself each day ..

"So hot .. can die wei !"

It suddenly crossed my mind, what if I really died out of the sudden?

So what can we do about the damn heat? Not much I presume. I seriously don't see how the efforts to reduce global warming reflected any significant results. Air-cond gasses hurts the ozone layer. I can't imagine not turning on the AC for a pleasant sleep; able to work comfortably, efficiently and productively; BREATHE; do anything properly. So this just aggravates the whole tragedy that we have to be in now.

Before I get any smartass comments to prove my stupidity and ignorance towards the facts of global warming, I do know the other causes as well. Just not gonna make this entry some lecture on this issue.

We can only now hope for a miracle.

All those times we asked God for help .. i.e. "Dear God .. Help me!" ..

this is something I feel God really can work his wonders on.

I hope he reads blogs up there.

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On a happier note ...

PINKIES

Some time ago I was ga-ga over Ralph Lauren's polo match crest tee.

Now they have it in the Pink Pony collection !!!!!

Even men would look so tasty in it.

And this is totally awesome. More reasons to be a Tai-Tai. I could even play tennis with designer tennis balls !

Stuffed

Something'ssssss wrong ... everything seems wrong ...
I woke up thinking wat the fugging hell is my alarm going off on a Sunday morning.

It's Monday. Damn. And I felt like the world tilted on the left and floating in zero gravity as though I was on some drug which some people call "supplements".

Even the PINK is not helping anymore.

Met screwed-up stuck-up people .. whom think they are superior just because they're taller and have a more defined nose than Asians .. but in fact are just like any commoners or below average people from their own country .. what's with the attitude?!!

Had someone calling me out of the blue at 8.30 on a Sunday morning .. whom would never ever call me in a million years .. yapping and stammering rubbish which would most likely send me straight to my "thinking too much" emotional zone. But it was too early and my brain was still unconscious.

It feels like I haven't lazed at all ... aren't weekends supposed to be spent lazing around like good-for-nothings? Instead I tired myself out from spring cleaning on Saturday .. with a big self-fulfilment by getting rid of 3 bags full of stuff .. and screwing up my whole sleeping schedule. And damned that I had a full day after 4 hours of sleep.

But it was good .. made some cash .. and spent it all an hour later -.-

and BigOne was back .. yay ..

... but we did not get to stuff ourselves silly at Tony Romas coz the queue was fugging long .. and I meant fuuuuuuggginggg looooonnnggg. I actually counted .. 39 people in line! Who would join the queue at 8pm when there's already 39 people in line??!!! Give up!!

I guess I would never have the patience and would adapt to a non-pampered environment like Singapore .. in the sense of ..

1. having need to queue for everything
2. not being able to drive and park at the doorstep of where you need to go
3. no such thing as double-parking
4. having need to walk in this "tropical" climate which is close to hitting the emergency sirens of global warming

... other than that, it's an amazing country to splurge. The many splendours of luxuries.

Well, that's if I have the means to -.-

I FEEL OLD !

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The BIG Watch

The second timepiece I bought for myself in 25 years. -.-

Not exactly the dream watch I've been craving .. but good enough for the meantime.

Steel Shine by Swatch

Was torn for choice between this and the white one .. which too looked fab as well. But ended up with the NavyBlue/Black one coz I felt the white watches are so last season in 2 weeks to come.

BigOne: We go check out the Tissot one laa .. the one you said was nice ..

Moi: Yea .. but that's like a whole different range

BigOne: Huh ??

Moi: If I get the Tissot, then I don't even need to choose between these two .. I could jez get both of these -.-

We then checked out the other fugging "atas" watches which are waaaayyyy beyond our means .. and drooled ..

All of the "Atas" watches had pink versions .. damn chun'ted lor!

BigOne: This kind of watches also wanna get pink one

Moi: But nice maa ...

BigOne: Spend so much to get pink watch .. nto worth it rite ..

Moi: This goes to show that I have too much money to just waste it like that

BigOne: -.- *rolls eyes*

I wanna be filthy rich.

We discovered the U-Boat Watch which was rather edgy. Tasteful atas-military watch I presume. The retail assistant pushed the 55mm diameter model. The bigger .. the better.

Moi: But it's too big for me .. it's bigger than my wrist!

Retailer: But it's the trend. Victoria Beckham was spotted wearing the 55, and she's even skinnier than you.

Moi: This is the 50 and it's already too big .. macam wearing a clock on my wrist ler.

I swore if I were to wear the 55 and stood with my wrist held up, I'll be a miniature clock tower. But still .. chun'ted!

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Bridal Show by Ritz Couture at Raffles Hotel

How I wished all bridal shows in Malaysia were as fast-chop-chop as these in Singapore, with make-up kept to bare, natural minimum, and classic sheer elegance.

Sometimes the battle between bridal houses to be the most flamboyant-ra'ra-cabaret is just way over the top. Everyone just wanna stand out. But forgot the meaning and the purity of weddings. This is .... JB bridal show.

Moi, Geline, Michelle and Destiny.

This halter cheongsam was is a stunner .. of coz of it's show-stopping jaw-dropping plunging neckline.

They should've paid me more for the plunging neckline outfits they made me wear!

P/S# Pictures are deceiving. I am NOT voluptuous. Everyone knows that!