On the ** day of christmas my true love sent to me ...

No partridge in pear tree .. No turtle doves .. No french hens .. No calling birds .. No golden rings .. No geese nor swans .. No maids .. No dancing ladies (though PCD personal lap dance would make such an ideal and memorable gift for just any man!) .. No leaping lords .. pipers piping or drummer boys ....... none of it ....

... on the contrary .. why would anyone want that? And food for thought, who would give such a gift .. and make it so famously known???

Fancy my true love presenting me each day with rubbish ... hahaha~~~

Had my prezzies .. and love 'em all .. Thank You all .. big big hugs & kisses ! Yet to receive more from my sis !

Prezzies waiting to be grabbed off the tree. I know my tree looks kinda aneroxic. I felt that it looks so miserably scrawny compared to the ones in malls. No wonder no matter how I decorate it, it will never have the same feel. But canggih ... my tree has HID bulbs for it's lighting.

Happy Birthday Daddy !!!

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Not satisfied with the ridiculous song .. I googled for the true meaning to the song. Apparently the 12 items are religiously symbolic to christianity.

On the first day of christmas my True Love sent to me ..
refers to God

2nd day .. 2 Turtle Doves ...

refers to the Old and New Testaments

3rd day .. 3 French Hens

refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues

4th day .. 4 Calling Birds

refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists

5th day .. 5 Golden Rings

refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace

6th day .. 6 Geese are laying
refers to the six days of creation

7th day .. 7 Swans are swimming

refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments

8th day .. 8 Maids are milking

refers to the eight beatitudes

9th day .. 9 Ladies Dancing

refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit

10th day .. 10 Lords are leaping

refers to the ten commandments

11th day .. 11 Pipers Piping

refers to the eleven faithful apostles

12th day .. 12 Drummers Drumming

refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed

Doesn't sound too ridiculous now doesn't it. Why does it have to be so metaphoric? Kids won't get it .. even I do (although BigOne always associated me as being a 12 year old =.=)

But I still don't get that "Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" .......
(1) Santa's supposed to deliver presents and not sleaze around with desperate housewives ..
(2) Mom's unfaithful ..

(3) Santa's not even sexy to begin with !

... Bad Bad song for kids ! I can't figure out any religious metaphorics to this song .. it's just wrong.

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Getting Hitched is Fashionable

It has gotta be! Everybody is in a race to get hitched as if they'll get some incentive from doing so. It's crazy. Next month alone .. I have counted that there are 8 weddings that I know of going on. Whooaaaa ~~~ My bro's Big Day is next Saturday and am so excited for him. We'll have a new family member .. whom I can rip her clothes and bags off her closet whenever I get bored with mine ... *evil laugh* But we'll never get to share shoes .. she's 2-3 sizes smaller than mine. =.=

Pics from Ah Qiang's wedding. It was more of a Pelangi High School reunion. Kinda funny seeing all our old schoolmates .. the oohhhss and the aahhhss .. coz we haven't seen these people a decade ago .. and you'll be amazed what 10 years can do to you. Looking forward to another reunion 10 years down the road? Think Romi and Michelle's High School Reunion. But gladly, we all could still click instantaneously the moment we meet. Of course .. there's always the sudden awkward silence.

The newly weds ..
funny, coz we used to date .. but that was zion years ago!

Lee Fang and Xiao Yen. Classmates. Class 2 Berjasa.

Da Pian Kai .. though now known as Haha-Kai.
I didn't know he had his sleazy hands on our arses !

Rui Zhang .. he used to be one of the cute boys in school.

Colin Pang .. and we all though SisBroLong's laughter was contagious.

Moi .. the vain-pot ! DancingQueenEsh and I shamelessly cam-whored all da way .. clicking and flashing away on the cybershot. We we're just bored. Loads more on my facebook.
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Yet another bridal show ...

some how I can't help but feel that there's gotta be some jinxing effect for people who put on too many bridal gowns.

CHOI !!!! Tai Ka Lai Si !!!!

And so we meet again .. Sweet and sexy Chloe
Eloise Lu Li Li.

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Lepak'ing at the new joint Uncle John Kopitiam as Eden. Nice place to chill.

*hint hint* Wanna pay me for advertizing your place here?

One litre mug of Beer .. cheaper than ordering 2 glasses. You'll always get a cheaper price for bulk purchasing.

I can't help but feel like a Drag whenever I have stage make up on!

Tis the season to be jolly .. fa la la la la .. la la la la ..
Fancy shoe-shaped beer mugs.
To commemorate Christmas .. Santa's boots !

Billy .. my hairstylist from H2O.

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Fated Buddies.

Who stood by me through it all ...
My beloved neighbours and besties. Mr&MrsGoh.

Darting session at La Primeur.
You won't believe how good am I at it now.

Oh well .. I'm just talented.

*teeheehee*

Tis the season to be jolly ..

Fa la la la la .. la la .. la la

This is year seems to fly by .. swoosh .. lightning speed.
Just only it was yesterday when ........

... too many things happened.

But it ended well ... I hope.

With a blink of an eye .. Christmas is here. I am yet to get into the festive mood. Haven't downloaded a single 2007 edition of Christmas songs from various artists, yet to be excited .. yet to countdown the days .. *poof* .. Christmas is tomorrow.

Sorry for not blogging regularly these days .. been busy with work. Despite being on facebook quarter of the time, bashing it out on Tower Bloxx. It's really addictive .. but then again, it's just prolly me. The competitiveness in me and the urgency to outdo myself and outdo everyone else motivated me to beat the high score. Though still unsuccessful, but I have made tremendous improvements from my measely 53 storey high just a week ago, to being 3rd on the friend's list at 109 storey high. That's a 105.66% improvement. Bravo! =.=

Just as I was busy forwarding greetings through text, and facebook, I suddenly realize that as years goes by, festive seasons and occassions loses it's substance and sincerity. It's more of the "get a gift, get it over and done with" these days. I realized that I haven't receive a card in ages. Gone were the days when people took the effort to scout for the perfect gift .. the perfect card .. with the perfect message. I used to make cards for every single occassion. Each very creatively and artisticly hand made. Ever since I was 6, I started this habit, and became the household card maker. It was my responsibility to get it out, while the rest just signs off as if they contributed to a part of it. I even had to make one for them to give to others. My mom .. being my promoter. And I wasn't even paid for it. =.= And friends got me to make cards for the gals they wanna hook up .. so much for sincerity! But at least they had the thought of getting one made instead of randomly grabbing one off the shelf.

It was one of my ambition to set up my own greeting company .. or at least takeover Hallmark .. which is most unlikely. I feel profits have been slimming over the years as they embark on a different platform .. selling e-cards, which won't bring in much of a revenue as people are so cheap these days (so am i) that they just rip-off the graphics and DIY their own cards, or settle for the less attractive ones which are FREE.

Do check out Hoops & Yoyo from Hallmark. I am soooooo in love with their quirkiness!

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It's Diddy's birthday today (not the real Diddy .. but it's a nickname I gave my dad to be stored in my phone).

Happy Birthday Daddy !

Thanks for being the sweetest dad ever ..
and giving me all the priority for being the BouBui Daughter ..
making mom jealous coz she felt that I'm being loved more than her *teehee*
.. and making sure that everything is well provided for me ..
.. pampering me ..
.. spoiling me ..
.. being my drama buddy (we shall continue more!)
.. and showering me with all the love in the world !

I heart you much much !!!

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I'll be heading home soon to whip up my gourmet dish for dinner!
Will post pics soon!

Till then ...

Wishing everyone a very very very Merry Christmas !!!!

Have loads of laughs, hugs and kisses ... and may you receive loads of goodies from the tree! Grab someone else's and rip the tag off if there's none for you.

*Santa won't bring you a gift even if you've been nice. It's a dog eat dog world out there. Defend your own interests and grab the opportunity before others. *evil laugh* Am just kidding !!!! Don't be an arse !

BIG HUGS AND KISSES !!!

So Wrong ... So So So So Wrong

Everything is sooooooo Wrong ....

SALAH

Hady Mirza won Asian Idol.
No offence .. he's kinda cute but singing wise, incomparable to the rest. Jaclyn was amazing .. the true idol. Singing, showmanship, the whole package. Made me proud .. made Malaysia proud. At least Hady was better than Arbijeet. kua kua kua. How did he even win India Idol ???? Kelong!

Star Awards 20007.
Who was the talented stylist behind this event? Major fail lor !!!

Raining on a Monday morning.
Macam that's soooo helping on Monday blues ...

Fell down the stairs on the way to lunch.
Yes. Butt flat. With my slipped on heels doing a quadruple somersault and an olympic perfect landing. Waiting for the bruise to add some color to my boring monotone nude color skin.

Logging on to Facebook for the entire day at work.
I need to snap out of my comfort zone and start "making a difference". Someone sent me an invite to a game called Blocky and I was it the entire morning trying to beat SamSamSamantha's score. Give up. =.= '''''

.... It's just one of those days. Not MY day. I know there's more to come.

Good Luck to me.

*sigh*

Finally ...

Finally ... got the pics from AhKeat. Though he simply refused to give me the copy DI edited copy. It's damn nice lor. Yet another bridal shoot. But this is more of a fashion bridal shoot. Lifeless, expressionless, yet exhibits a certain feel to it. Gowns were really nice .. mostly from Daniel&Leslie. Those wanna get hitched, do check out Passion Bridal if interested, coz photography session would be so fun with AhKeat.

Most of the pics are uploaded to my facebook. So malas to upload over here too .. later macam I over promote only. So there's only 2 now .. the over-uploaded, over-promoted 2 pics. My fav maa ~~~~

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Finally ... our Singapore party trip with DancingQueenEsh jadi. It was postponed for soooooo long. It was ZoukOut night .. but we headed to MOS instead. Lunar plan tak jadi coz we were out shopping in the noon and was too tired to dressup and paint the town red. DancingQueenEsh suggested her weekend spot at MOS so we headed there.

Singaporeans dread to stay home??? I don't know .. but that day, the whole of Singapore was in Orchard doing chrismas shopping during the day .. and come night, half of Singapore was in ZoukOut .. and the other half in MOS. I nearly choked myself the minute I set foot on Orchard. OMFG. I lost all focus and direction on where to go. Just headed to specific stores to check out and get wat we wanted to get. No time and mood for inspiring window shopping. Even luxury stores were like cheapo pasar malam stores.

We arrived at MiuMiu only to have the rude doorman to stop us with his palm in our face. Talk to the hand. DancingQueenEsh and I was kinda pissed with that kind of service and was imitating that arse's signature stop sign. There was a sale and people were grabbing everything off the 40% rack. But we only set our eyes on the expensive goodies. My pick: The MiuMiu Leather Coffer Bag. Fugging S$2220 for a bag ok! Siao. I'll be back !!!! (When I'm old and rich .. or married a tycoon who subs me an unlimited credit card)

Aren't we supposed to get premium treatment with the premium price we're paying? Or is it that the premium purchase has lost its value to blend in with the other common goods. Each takes a step back. Common goods becomes cheap stuff. Premium goods become common goods. And so .. the strive to purchase super atas goods remains the underlying motivation what we work off our arses for. But then again, you have to endure the BS that these sales reps give you. No money then dun come. Fug. They are jez slaves to the store. Earning measely salary compared to those who can somehow starve to hell to save that amount afford to step in.

I just realized that I didn't have any pics with BynoTan coz DancingQueenEsh deleted them all trio pics. We all looked horrible and shagged out that night. If only you would hold on to it and work your magic with DI on them. No fair.

Me heart you Sis-DancingQueenEsh. BFF for 13 years .. and still counting ...

Happening sehhhh ...... so many people .........

... coz it was a Buy 1 - Free 1 Jug all night long.

No wonder everyone was here. So typical.

This is not a dancefloor. This is a standfloor. For people to stand, fidgit, rub sweat, get aroused with body contact, and kill yourself with the smell of body odour. I'm serious. I was never sooooooo fugging turned off in a club before. The fainting body odour stench was ridiculous. It was everywhere ... we thought we found safe haven in the members lounge, but not long after the stench caught up with us.

And for the first time, my hair wasn't soaked in fumes smell after coming out from the club. Nice work done by the Government. And we women don't have to go through the whole cleaning ordeal half asleep whenever we head back in the wee mornings.

GabrielLong will be teasing us for not joining them at Fort Siloso. And the suaku me haven't even been to ZoukOut event before. =.= It's predestined. Destiny is determined in your own hands. Thought that I'll change destiny this year. Tak jadi. And come next year or so .. I'll be too old to jump around and party like a teenager. Aunty pergi ZoukOut. =.=

I have to stop hanging out with people for cannot stop bitching about how time pass so fast and about getting old in a blink of an eye. I am still half a decade to auntie'hood. UncleRalph enlightened me with his version of auntie .. 28 years old. Hello. And I'll be a granny before I can become a mother. =.=

M.E.N. How insensitive. And as if we women should be worried about our age. We can ditch the old men too ok.

I feel so constipated now I need to take a poop.

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Finally ... my bro's getting married. In 2 weeks time I will have a new housemate. Preparations for weddings is such a pain. If only people were more cooperative and appreciative.

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Kena pang-seh again for lunch. I can't eat alone. And I don't wanna grab drive through McDs again.

Buzzed BigOne and he came to my saviour.

And we binge ourselves silly with 1500 calories combined.

McDs is an addictive silent killer .... you can never say No to.

Pre-Christmas Trauma

The season of joy .. of giving .. so much to celebrate about. But the pre-festive season is simply DREADFUL. Everyone's counting down the days to Christmas. I on the other hand wished it ticked backwards instead. By today, I only have 20 more days. Minus off the working days which I have no control over and unable to take time off to fulfill what needs to be done gives me 4 days to complete the impossible. Stretch that up to 6 days.

The list goes on and on and on .. and I have yet to cross out a single Name from my Christmas prezzie list. Buying gifts are just soooo hard. Everyone has practically everything. The things that they want to get are those which are too expensive. Agree? No? Why can't people just bluntly put up a wish list so that we can get the things you want, and not chucking the unwanted at the end of the closet waiting to be recycled. I have loads of those.

Every year end traumatize me of having my bank account depleted by alot. Why does everyone close to me have their important dates so close to each other? Not only that, people at my age range too are in a getting hitched frenzy. More samans to be paid. Lilian Too did predict my 2008 wealth luck to be pretty low. Although it's still 2007 .. the transition has already start taking place. I'm so fugging broke. Damn.

Birthdays: SisGis, BigBro, Dad and BigOne
Christmas: SisGis, SisEsh, Family, BigOne
Weddings: My ex-bf 10 years ago, BigBro
Maturity of my insurance premium

... and the list goes on ...

Time passes so fast and by the time Christmas and January is over .. there comes Chinese New Year (more spending) and Valentines Day.

And my increment and bonus doesn't take place till March. I could only imagine that I am optimistic about it just to find out later that my expenditure exceeds what am I going to be rewarded. =.=

I need more income.

I need to stay away from irrisistable sinful places like Pavillion.

Perhaps I just need to get away during the season and come back after, pretending that those event did not happened at all. Totally impossible.

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Got myself a dress for my bro's wedding. Since the theme will be purple, this dress will do fine. I have figured out a way to solve the tits problem (mind you, and thank for concerning and wanting to point that out). Hope it's pretty enough, otherwise I'll be so driven to get another one!

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BossM was starring at my newly bought Burberrys over lunched yesterday.

BossM: That's the bag you bought when you went to Bali?
Moi: Uh-huh ..
BossM: Looks fake
Moi: =.=

And to think we were yapping away while sipping gin tonic and Bintang on bags, bitching about how much he has to spend coz his wife is an avid bag person, discussing on brands and models. He had a vast knowledge on women's addiction.

BossM: Eh, next time my wife don't want hers I'll sell it to you at 50% off
Moi: *rolls eyes* Still wanna sell me ... give me laa
BossM: *pretended he didn't hear me*

I get to know better the lighter side of him more and more each day.

Females Gorgeous People 2007

Female Mag announced it's Most Gorgeous People for 2007 @ Zouk ..

Most Gorgeous Female: Suchitra .. Bursting with energy and megawatt smile.

Most Gorgeous Male: Peter .. It's so obvious coz everyone's drooling over Peter!
Just check Peter out ....

The event was a success .. people were queing in since 6+pm .. and by 8pm .. the line was as crazy as those people queing up at J.Co Donuts. Semangat sehh. If there was an event in JB .. everyone would only START queing up after an hour or so of the stated time.

The party kicked off closed to 9 .. where BigOne provisioned his time oh so accurately and arrived 5 minutes before I hit the stage. Nicholas, Haflin, Tasha and Nina (i think) came to give me their support .. despite having made plans to go catch Whitney Houston in concert. Which .... Whitney only started close to midnight .. so they had plenty of time. Everyone was at Whitney! Some of the Gorgeous people even missed the event to go watch Whitney.

After much persuasion .. Nic and Haflin failed to drag me and BigOne to Whitney. He just ain't such a Whitney fan ... give him 50 cent and he'll dash out immediately. And they had free tix ... not your normal tix .. VIP tix worth like RM800 ok ! Grrr ~~~ But I wasn't game for Whitney too that night. Prolly too tired ... way way way too tired. But got rejuvenated after heading to Velvet. BigOne headed there first coz the event was too boring for him .. and I joined him later after the event was done.

And the bouncers refused to let me in ...

Bouncer: Let me see your chop ..

Moi: Here ...

Bouncer: This is not Velvet's chop

Moi: Can't you let me in? I jez came from the Zouk event (and it was obvious that I was one of Them)

Bouncer: You have friends in there?

Moi: Yea .. friends .. and boyfriend ..

Bouncer: (bitching to his other bouncer) Boyfriend cannot laa .. friend maybe can laa ..

Moi: -.-

What an ass .... and I was all dolled up ... and lugging the huge and fuggin' heavy bag full of goodies and prizes over my shoulder. They wouldn't even sympathize me. Fug. BigOne had to come get me without much effort or any persuasion done.

No wonder Nic was so pissed with Zouk and Velvet. If it wasn't for me, he would rather turn gay than head there. I had to literally beg him to come. Love you guys!

Ravin also made it to the finalists. MMU produces stars ... brings out the star in us ... we are all made of stars ... la la la la ... At least there was a familiar face that I could hang out with whilst waiting. I kept looking out for Hisham, Nic's friend, but had no idea who he was .. until being officially introduced by Nic himself.

MMU RULES !!!!

The cute Pakistani/Sri Lankan (sorry if I got this wrong .. I have a terrible short term memory which is yet to cure ... accute blurness!)

Hisham .. one of Nic's bffs

The energetic hyped bunny. Thanks for making sure that I'm always in line. This photo did not do him justice .. if you know what I mean.

My Beloved BFFs !!!

Nic and the ever gorgeous Haflin. All of my boys are drooling and dying to see her.

Thanks soooo much for all of you people out there who have voted for me and cramping their brains to squeeze out something to write about me.

Jamie's gorgeous because ...........................

It's no easy task. I know .. coz every single thought about me that comes to their mind is not very decent. I have the tendency not to portray an image of a very feminin-dream-girl-attributes. I talk way too loud. I swear vulgarly that BigOne had to resort to snapping my lips to prevent me from repeating that awful behaviour. And just to let you know, Fug (to put the word "fuck" politely) is not a vulgar word in this century anymore. I am disgusting. I make lame jokes. I this .. that .. anything you can think of. Looks can be deceiving. But at least I am brave enough to admit that I'm just normal like everyone else. No one is proper. It's just a facade which fades away ... in a matter of time.

Sorry to dissapoint you guys/gals .. I did not win .. nor did I made it to Top 10. Better still .. I won Most Photogenic Female .. yay .. without having to "perform" all night on stage. Sipping to frozen Baileys and Vodkas .. and stuffing myself with hotdogs. I was just too tired for all that hype. Age is catching up with me. It saddens me to see that I have lost all that hyperactive energy like the other teens. I even felt kinda weird having to chat up with all these cute boys whom are only 20. Damn.

That explains why I only have pics with boys ... and no babes pics. I'm not a whore nor a men-deprived woman. They we're just toooo friendly (which I'm greatful for) and so happened to always seating beside me. I just wasn't in the mood to cam whore with everyone. I have no beef whatsoever with the girls there. Laura the french-chick was lovely and funny. Lara and Ellesse had it all going on.

The other winners ...

Gavin won Reader's Favourite Male. Owen here made it to Top 10, won Burberry's Brit Male (or something like that) .. he was kinda popular, to the extent I thought he might have won. He was more of my kind of guy .. not the young pretty boys .. but there was something very charming about him. Matured kind of charm. Fine .. I'm old. I have different tastes in men now.

Either one of these won Reader's Favourite Female. Both are gorgeous as well.

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The Mystery Man

He didn't want to be publicly displayed. And I agreed to his wishes.

To me .. he's incredibly gorgeous and sexy. Despite always thinking otherwise. And the nicest of them all.

He who makes me smile. *wink*