Monday, July 30, 2007

Time Will Never Be Enough

Time will never be enough for me .. coz I slack alot .. doing practically nothing, and time suddenly moves 3 seconds faster than it supposed to. Well, just to me .. and don't worry, am not high on any drugs to actually be serious about it.

It's fated that I'll never be able to do whatever I plan to do at home due to .. again .. Time Constraints. It's not like I don't have it ... I do ... but it seems like it jez passes by so fast. *Shit .. i'm repeating myself again .. only rephrasing it ... bahhhhhhh*
  1. TV will never be my hobby or past time. I envy BigOne alot.
  2. I can never have enough time to work out at home CONSISTENTLY every single week.
  3. I can never find time to pick up a new hobby or something new i.e. I wanna pick up cooking.
  4. I can never find time to blog at night .. at home .. that I would so love to not waste office resources.
  5. I can never find time to entertain all my friends whom I've keep turning down or not look up to catch up for tea although I would so love to.
  6. I can never find time to spend 3 hours daily with my son to give him all the attention he needs.
  7. I can never find time to sleep early so that I won't feel like shit each morning or so tempted to get an MC or so tempted to talk my boss into changing my working hours to 11am - 6pm.
  8. I can never find time to clean up my room and put all the stuff away from my writing desk which literally becomes a new storage space for bags, mails, accessories, and loads of rubbish.
  9. I can never find time to reorganize my wardrobe which is getting very very very ......... ok, I can't seem to find what I want to wear every single morning. I don't even wanna think about my lingerie drawer .... It's still bearable, I'm just exagerrating, I'm only human.
  10. Et cetera .. Et cetera .. Et cetera ...

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I've just started on Heroes and I've already failed to do a marathon on it. Was supposed to do it tonight, but God knows what have I been doing during the period of 10pm - 12.30am, and it's too late to get started now. I'll never have enough of sleep at any given day, where no amounts of eye serum is gonna ease off all the eye bags camping under my eyes. I guess they've already purchased a freehold villa down there and gonna stay there for good.

I don't know how my brother does his 4 hour sleep stint every single day and still be able to wake up earlier than me and head off to work earlier than me. And the strains his eyes suffer from nevereding Dota, Soccernet, DVDs and Series will never affect him. I guess he sleeps throughout them eyes wide open. Some kind of meditation I would love to master. You take the TV out of BigOne's room, he'll kill you. You take the LCD monitor off my bro's room .. you better go kill yourself before he finds you. You take the bed away from me ... you betta make sure you weren't born at all !

That's it ... I'm sleeping ... NOW !

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Gifted & Talented

It's great to have friends who are ever so talented. And I can't be anymore proud of them than I could be jealous of.

Envy to be exact.

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Manfred'cia'keys a.k.a. My BooBoo

who has vocals that makes me just wanna hug him so much.

Miss him so much and miss the times where we just released our souls in public to sing If I Ain't Got You at MBK (Bangkok) MRT Station. Who cares that people are looking at us like freaks, coz we're just too fabulous!
His latest recordings. Hope you cut an album soon darling



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The Ever-Gorgeous Haflin Saiful.

One of my closest friends, who is so gorgeous, she can make every man blank out as she passes by. Her natural sweetness and effortless sense of style and beauty makes us all go soft and awwwwww~~~~

Gracing pages of magazines, advertisements, and hosting in TV programs, this woman has it all .. I mean all ... damn that Mini of hers! and those gorgeous pair of mezmerising eyes!


Having to vaguely remembering her from somewhere? If you haven't seen the Digi ads across the country, which kampung or cave did you come from?


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The DJ .. Alvin Lim of Red.fm RED fm (as insisted .. happy now??!!)

It's cool when you have someone giving shoutouts to you over national radio from time to time .. that's when I shamelessly force him to. Hahaha~

Used to be the eh-hemmm "Heart-throbe" of our class back then .. mind you, back some 16 years ago, where gals literally go gaga over him. I'll just keep the embarassing memories to myself and to those who are fortunate enough to share part of the days back then.

I want another shoutout !!! With a proper song this time !!! Mika perhaps??

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My Sistas ... Echelle & Giselle a.k.a. The Designers.

Just Great .. I'm the only Sista without the "elle" in my name, and whose job isn't associated with designing and art. I don't wanna be the odd one .. but on the other hand, I'm the special one ... No??

The Graphic Designer, the Punk, the Fierce-One .. the sis who doesn't need a single ounce of make-up to look amazing. Yes, no powder .. at all !

The Industrial Designer .. currently Acrylic-Designing-Expert, the Shopper/Spender, the Driver, the Tea-Buddy, the Baby-Craze'r'. Am so gonna miss you sis .. *sob*sob*

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Sometimes I wished I was talented in something specific instead of being the average of everything .. Jack'ress' of all Trades. Time to pick up something new! Any suggestions?

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Happy Birthday Mommy

To the woman who has ...

nurtured me for the past 25 years ..

showered me neverending unconditional love ..

been my guardian .. my saviour .. my crying shoulder .. my confidant ..

been my companion .. my best friend ..

been my nanny .. my maid (shame on me) .. my pamper'er' ..

been my fan .. my supporter .. my blog reader .. my MSN buddy ..

endured my nonsense, tantrums and dilemmas ..

taught me well .. and made sure i learnt well ..

raised me up to become who i am and what i am today ..

given me her best genes ..

never fail to give the best to me ..

and who has always been there for me .. for now .. and forever.

Happy Birthday Mommy !!!

No matter what I've said, done, and all those emotional rollercoaster I've put you through, it wasn't intentional and I never meant to make you feel that way.

Oh come on ... it's part of the child-raising cycle .. All devils will eventually become angels e.g. The Ugly Duckling?? All that we have went through together only brought us closer, and I have never regretted a single day.

Loving you always .. now .. and forever !

The best'est Mommy ever!

Big Hugs & Kisses !!!

- Touching sehhh ... *tear* -

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Higher State of Unconsciousness

I'm officially sick. Though still able to move about like any other normal day .. but the mind isn't focusing well enough. The medication prescribed by my doc is too strong to handle. Double dosage of antibiotics, extremely-drowzy cough mixture and extremely-drowzy flu pills. I've never felt this "high" before .. let alone move my limbs at all. I only have this vague memory of what I did or said after being intoxicated by the so-called medicines. Aren't they supposed to make you feel better???!!!! I don't .. for the first half of the day in the office, my mind was wandering about .. not focusing particularly on anything and spacing out every other 10 minutes or so. Everything seems to be rather bright and glittery .. I can't focus my sight as well. But so at least .. trying to keep the mind moving properly by trying to blog now.

So what is it exactly like to get high? I have not been able to experience such "climatic feeling" as described by pill-popping-enthusiasts .. or alcohol-drowners .. coz I do neither one of those. I fail miserably at alcohol consumption as most will know and least have seen the ugly side of me. So the only resort was getting high on my cough mixture. And it doesn't feel that good at all .. I would rather have feverish symtomps. And just to clarify, NO i did not purposely take double dosage of my cough mixture to get high, and I wouldn't be so stupid or "boh liao" to do so. Though the double dosage of antibiotics is making me feel the "out of body and mind experience" now .. and therefore .. I NEED LUNCH !

I've just gotten back "some" of my voice, after suffering from speech defect for the second time in my 25 years of living. I wonder from time to time if this is considered "sick" coz I ain't suffering from any feverish or severe throat irritation or nose floods or anything of that sort. BigOne thinks I'm taking advantage of the "I'm Sick" to be extra manja to beg for more sayangs. Don't we all wanna be pampered like a baby when we're feeling under the weather?

I have a sudden urge to bitch about the world of medicine just after lunch. Just so happened that I've encountered bad incidences (though not mine..thank god for that). P.Diddy's admitted to the hospital and has to be kept there for observation. The man's in good shape for crying out loud and he has sat there in his ward like an idiot and not even checked upon by his doctor. And he has to go through that for another day .. hopefully he gets to check-out tomorrow. According to nurses, he's too busy to finish his rounds. Duhhh !!! And what, Diddy has to wait there like an idiot to get checked up? Why not give him an appointment time so he can come back the next day after a good slumber in the comfort of his own home?!

His poor roommate isn't that well off. The poor man is suffering from 3rd degree colon cancer. Previously he did came in for an operation, but 1-2 months later, he was admitted again. This time they opened him up and to find that he has 5-6 cancerous cells .. the doc freaked out and closed it, refusing to remove it. What kind of idiot is he? Think wat, some kind of experimental toy for you to open and close as you like?! His family has already accepted the fact that the poor dude's buying as much time as he could. And the air-cond nearly killed him the day before coz it was too cold and the nurse/emergency button didn't really worked. I pity the poor fella and disgusted with the EFFICIENCY of the hospitals here in JB .. let alone specialist hospitals. Name only SPECIALIST .. charge lebih only. *haiz*

Another incident is of my Sista-Gis's sis's delivery .. it was an emergency situation due to pre-mature complications and they arrived like in the wee mornings .. only to find that the doc was grumbling about the fact that she hasn't really slept or had her breakfast yet! #$%^&*(*&^%$# !!!!!!! Utter utter disgrace !!! To think that they actually are live savers .. sometimes we wonder if it's their passion to do so or just an obligation that they dred so much just to justify their 10 years in medical school.

But then again .. it's always those who made the mistakes that cause such stereotyping. We humans are always taking things for granted. The success and heroic stories of doctors and nurses are quickly forgotten and the minor/simplest mistakes are always remembered for life. It's not an easy job where you can sleep and forget everything after 5pm and I salute the passion that they have put in. This only applies to THOSE who DESERVE them.

Everything done must be with a passion ... if not, don't even do it at all, coz you're never gonna get the best of it.

Friday, July 20, 2007

20.07.2007

Happy 2007.2007
Only happens once in a lifetime.
- wonder if anybody's getting married today.

Sorry for not posting any entries .. I've been really busy. Just to let you guys know I'm still alive and kicking. Workloads been piling up and I've been trying to breathe as much as possible.

Some quick updates ...

I nearly killed myself at yoga this week and my whole body is aching all over and it suxx so bad that I could barely walk properly. This is what you get for not being disciplined and overestimated my flexibility for the 2 years I've been practicing yoga - and this is due to the "luxurious" tai-tai life I've been living for the past 2 weeks or so .. just gluttoning out and not strain myself a single bit, just in case I broke my nails. AS IF !!!

My throat has been sore for the entire week and no amount of H2O is able to heal it. Even my own remedial mouthwash isn't able to cure it let alone soothe it. It's annoying! Major annoyance! When I have been labeling myself "SICK" for the entire week when I could still jump, run, do yoga, sing, scream, laugh, and blabber away. But I'm glad the stuffy nose is gone so that my nose would look an inch smaller than what it was then. I'm still SICK but to hell with it .. I'm having my McDs in another half an hour, which I know I will eventually DIE later. So much for having "good" friends that care for you ... and tempt your resistance to give into evil. - Hate you BigOne, you are so gonna have to make up for the damage you're gonna cause!

My printer does magic. Yeah .. when I thought the yellow ink was out, it didn't. In fact, it was still full ... but it just turned ..... GREEN ! No fucking way! I don't know how .. I don't know why .. I would love to know HOW and WHY but I just don't have the time to right now. So much for cost saving and using compatible cartridges. Cheapo ol' me !!! It ain't my money, why am I being a scrooge??!!! I am a good employee. Period.

I've finally watched Transformers (cannot be any later rite!!) and I loved it. Loved the soundtrack .. which I know is good coz I caught BigOne bopping his head to it. Gotcha! I'm still yet to find time to watch the old-skool 1980's transformer original movie I have in my lappie .. but I know I'll be doubly excited about the whole show despite having to watch it like more than 10 times since I was a kid. I have to learn to control my reflexes when being presented with something out of the norm. For example .. I exclaimed loudly when .. "Eh, Optimus Prime has a mouth!" .. and "Eh, how come Megatron is a jet?! He's supposed to be a stupid canon!" - and I was in a cinema. *sweat*

I have been deliriously happy but I ain't telling why. I will when the time comes. It's annoying isn't it? My quirky tail's out and its up to loads of mischieve! Hah !!!

Friday, July 13, 2007

It's a Mad.Mad.World.

As expected, I've grown to like Shanghai abit more after all that misunderstood bitching I did last week. It didn't turn out to be so bad at all .. well, as mentioned, I'm easily "bribed" ... compensated from all the shopping I did. Where's my pride yo! But I do not take back everything I've said .. coz it's the fact. I just saw and experienced what many many people i.e. TOURIST (to be specific). It just ain't the same when you're there on business and on holiday .. coz you don't go to the shitty places I've been. But it was quite an experience though!

The company hasn't been mean enough to let me suffer my ass out without letting me enjoy abit .. I switched identities and became a TOURIST over the weekend, being suaku and all about everything in the city and tourists spots ... despite being there for the 3rd time.

The Shanghainese are a genious in ...... Xiao Long Bao. Overrated .. overcommercialized ... but nonetheless .. YUMMY! Don't ask me .. but I still can't tell the difference between Jiao-Zi, Wantan, Fried Jiao-Zi, Wuo-Tiet or watsoever thing that looks like a dumpling. To me .. they are all Jiao-Zi .. and all Jiao-Zi in Shanghai is nice whether steamed or fried or boiled or baked or any way for that matter.
A must meal after all that wholesale shopping in Qi Pu Road. Thanks to my sweet Shanghai colleague Wendy for being able to get everything I need at a dirt cheap price through connections. Not exactly D.I.R.T. cheap coz everything in Shanghai is expensive and they chop you like crazy. If you're a caucasian .. good luck to you, they will chop you using a bigger axe .. chainsaw perhaps!

Define "Expensive" in Shanghai.

Do NOT get anything of any brand that is familiar or not local. Chances are that it costs double or perhaps 50% more back home. According to sources, they discourages imported stuff. So if you know any Shanghainese whom buys designer lables in Shanghai .. they're farking rich then.

Another example: Pizza Hut. Only the rich dine there. It costs like RMB100 for a regular size pizza. Yes, that's about 5 times the price here. And their patroners are, I guess, affluential people in Shanghai. I checked out 2 socialite-Paris Hilton-lookalike decked out in their designer bags and expansively-stylish clothings ... dining in Pizza Hut.

Blardy hell .. and we can dine in Pizza Hut everyday in our lousiest PJs till we're so sick of it its not funny!

But Chin and I shopped at Zara in Shanghai & Hong Kong. Who does that man !!! Us Idiots !!!

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It's A Weird Country ... Part II
Due to controlled population measures, this is common in the country (i guess so?!)
But doesn't it sound weird in English? Macam a Sex Shop, only in a non-so-kinky way.

FYI .. that's chicken feet. Not someone's hand or embryo or anything misconceptive and inhumane like what you see in the internet.

They even have it in "drumstick". But hell ... you only get this in China ... and it's so weird!

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It feels darn good to set foot back to Hong Kong.

I would so love to be here forever ... with conditions of course.

NOT live in a pigeon hole condominium, NOT working here.

Just get some rich good looking guy to provide me with all my leisure needs .. afterall, it's a country to Shop, Eat, Party, and Relax. Haha! Dream On baby !!!!

Destination : Lan Kwai Fong

Thanks to Esther, who treated us to one of HK's most expensive char-chan-teng. Things costs like 3 times more than other places, and apparently many HK stars dine here after their drinking sessions in Lan Kwai Fong.

Another cut-throat restaurant. Roasted chicken, duck and pork never cost so expensive before. And I always thought the S$25 hainanese chicken rice in a hotel down Orchard Road in Singapore was the most ridiculous thing ever.

On weekends, they close up the streets, so you can go bar hopping and drinking on the streets and not be afraid to get knocked down by any vehicle. You could jolly well sleep there till the next morning if you're so pissed drunk.

Not found in Malaysia. BigOne will go .. HOEEEEEEEEEEEgarden. Stressing it as a female genetalia of course.

OK .. I'm jez posing just now. I'm such a bad drinker it's so insanely unbelievable. People just don't get it.

I had something un"contaminated" .. and everything on this menu is so Virginly-Uncontaminated with alcohol. My pick, SAFE Sex On The Beach. It doesn't come with any condoms or contraceptive items though *wink*

It's normal to see Stars in LKF. Esther has met a couple of them already - Lucky Bitch! I was quite lucky myself too .. was very close proximity to this guy who was filming his set. I have no idea who is he, shame on me, but accordingly, he's Wu Yao Han's son. Anyone know him?

He's very charming .. my kind of look .. very man! BigOne is pleased that I find men of sort attractive .... so that I will think he's cute.

Shameless! Shamelessly annoyingly cute! - But in a good way.

Down the alley to a bar known only to a certain "niche" of people ... in hopes to check out cute guys. Justin & Bryan are brothers, korean and stylishly-attractive. Whom apparently, Justin, is a stylist himself for alot of Korean Stars i.e. Rain, Kim Hee Seon, SeVen, Boa, Yoon Eun Hye (Goong), etc etc etc ... as he shared pictures in his mobile over our nicotine treat.

BTW, smoking is getting illegal in HK .. becoming more and more like Singapore, but still able to intoxified yourself with fumes down the street. Alot of preventive and discouraging measures have been taken, but this is by far, more ironic that the disgusting photos you see on the fag-box.

"A no smoking sign on your cigarette break"
- Ironic by Alanis Morrisette

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Back to Reality .. but still Hell.

Work back in the office piles up like Everest, and I'm still down here blogging. It's a Friday and it's 7:00pm. Give me some room to snake since I've been a good girl slogging my arse off in frustration a foreign world for the past 2 weeks.

Dreading to set foot in the office throughout the journey on the plane .. Should I or Should I Not take the day off tomorrow???

But BigOne made the whole ordeal back home so pleasing for me that my heart skipped about like a bunny and fluttered like a butterfly when the wheels of my plane screeched on Changi grounds. Landing was terrible .. but I didn't even notice it.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Geminian Bee-arch


* The Gemini Woman *

A good looking woman with brains, a very interesting person. She has a fast movement and she could not sit still or stand still long. She is able to do many things at the same time and do it fast. If you date her, you will feel like dating many women at the same time. You can not tie her down with the word "Love" because she cares about love but is it not a major factor of her life. You have to be able to adjust yourself to get along with her many different characters.

She is a dreamer and has many dreams. She eager to learn something new all the time. Even she is the 2 in 1 mixed character type, she is quite lucky in love. You have to put all your efforts to win her affection. Even when she likes you and wonder about your wit, she will also see and inspect your bad side at the same time, because it is in her nature.

She able to keep all kinds of mixed emotions without annoying you or letting you know at all. She can cheer you up by acting like a free little bird. Her conversation will not bored you. She able to talk to you in any subjects. She can make you feel like you are the luckiest man alive. She can make you feel like she needs all your care, but once she needs to stand alone, she can stand alone firmly an comfortably.

She can be your best buddy and talk to you about anything. She can join all your activities with the same energy that you have. She is a quick wit person and learn new things very fast. She can see your projects and she can give you good advice. If she thinks you are not sure that you want her for yourself, she will act like your best friend only, a cool woman.

She can easily make a guy fall in love with her. Her multiple changes and many moods is a "Charm" for many men. She can be laughing for 2 minutes and later suddenly quiet. She wants to find only 1 true love and she wants to meet her dream guy. She expects a lot and nearly too much. She is constantly waiting for her knight shinning armor even she is with a steady boy friend. She can fall in love or fond of someone else while she is with you. If you break up with her, she will forget you quite fast, because change is in her nature. The Gemini woman breaks more heart than woman in other Zodiac. Because she is a dreamer and always waiting for her knight shinning armor, so her love life can be complex or a mess. *Clarifying Facts: I do not fool around, and am not a player .. jez assure me and make me feel that he's The One and I will not wonder around* Aren't everyone like that ??? You so are, so stop denying the fact !

She could communication with more than 1 languages , a real gifted linguistic. If she wants to tell you any bad comments, she won't say it straight away, but she will talk to you about many other things and accidentally come to that subject without offending you. Normally she will not lie.

She will work hard and once a while take a long rest. She can get bored and tired with her own surrounding more than at work. She never feel content with her present work, money, or reputations, she will drive to have more. Don't ask her what is her ultimate contentment for she will not have an answer. *Clarifying Facts: I will take a long rest and work hard once in a while ... haha .. just kidding. I do work hard yo! Take me seriously will ya. As CheeKun will define me "Wa si siao tapi wa mm si gong" (I may be crazy but I'm not ignorant).

Once you get to know her, she will be a supportive person and always be beside you. She has a beautiful dream and she loves to have someone walk side by side with her, together and equally. *Am so looking forward to my beautiful ending of my fairytale life .. with my knight in shining armour*

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I got this from a mail .. and it really reflects me really well. Not a good idea to post this up huh, so people can manipulate me now since they know my true character. Too Late !!

Btw, whoever you are that wrote this .. you're a genius and I love you the very beginning you wrote this. *blush blush* with total shamlessness !!! or .. as BigOne will go "double V with the fingers a.k.a. WHATEVER !"

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

alienated.illiterate.culture-shock

And that's how exactly I am in this foreign country .. which happens to be where my roots came from. Perfect example of a banana and utterly shameless in proclaiming oneself of a race that I'm unfamiliar with. Or perhaps we could change the terminology from banana to jez OCBC (orang cina bukan cina).

I'm stuck here for the whole freaking week till for work until I'm transported again to a much westernized chinese country where English is much more accessible there i.e. Hong Kong. The first day at work has been hell for me .. coz all documents are in a language I will never master. Not a single character I can recognize besides the numeric characters of course. Even the basic 123 in chinese has to be made so complex that whatever is learnt in POL classes is not even useful.

And not to mention .. culture shock. It's amazing how people of the same race can vary so much when they're yet so close to each other and brought up with the same values. Am not degrading the people here, but I guess I'm jez not too used to their lifestyles thats all .. and I don't think I'll ever be ... when cleanliness, hygiene, stench and manners is a major problem for me. Or perhaps it's jez unfortunate for me to encounter all these in the first and second day ... and more to come. What a way to start your Monday morning by getting a close heart-attack from our taxi driver to the office. We literally freaked out when he dozed off .. yess.. he so did DOZED off a couple of times with SNORES, and made freaky actions to keep himself awake i.e. scratch his head so hard that I felt he could jolly well tear his scalp apart , shaked his head from left to right so hard as if he had an overdoze of E , and etc which are quite minor but still freaky.

I have yet to stop complaining about my series of unfortunate events ... so far ...
(1) The hotel that we first checked in has a weird stench .. bathroom even worse, where I guess someone left their "territorial markings" somewhere in the corner of the shower
(2) Weird taxi drivers .. the one on Monday morning, and the rest made me too nauseous to even enjoy getting to our destination
(3) Water here tastes funny .. it's a problem when I have to insert that liquid into my mouth whenever I shower or brush my teeth

I will stop bitching so much when I am compensated from the joy that Shanghai can offer me when I start shopping. That would very well be my conclusion of the trip .. I love Shanghai ! If only Chin would stop working now can go ahead with our plans to leave early to shop !!!

Reasons why I love Shanghai ... so far ..
(1) It's cheap .. it's always nice when you can "divide" instead of "multiply" whenever you do currency conversion
(2) There is Starbucks everywhere ... even fake Starbucks "Costa Coffee" which I am yet to try
(3) There is Haagen Daz everywher ... but it's expensive .. but GOOD !
(4) You get to fly here on Cathay Pacific and they serve Haagen Daz on every flight

Pu Xin Jie .. near the Bund .. pretty pretty lights and loads of people. Recommended only during Winter when it's not so warm !

Chen Huang Miao .. a must-go place .. for the Xiao Long Bao. Nyum nyummmm ... Very Very pretty as well .. it's amazing that people actually live in such buildings last time. So ancient but buildings are tastefully architectured .. compared to our wooden kampung houses! We had dinenr at Lao Di Fang ... nyum nyumm as well .. and I guess that building used to be some brothel or something. I think I watch too much TV !

At Pudong .. overlooking The Bund, or Shanghai Tan. Pretty Pretty !

My 3rd serving in 3 days .. but this is the far best, Belgian Choc! As you can see .. I've grown alot chubbier ... if only the chubbiness would go "elsewhere"

More food. I have been eating so much that I am food-phobic. I would tell Chin at the end of each day that I will NOT eat the next day .. but I can never be able to do what I have claimed. This is how much 2 people consumed .. conclusion, never dine with CheeKun if you're not game for a "sumptuos" meal.

It's a weird country ...

Their version of a "box file" for documents. WOW ! *in sarcasm of course! *evil*

A road with 7 lanes going in the same direction is complicated enough. Always stay on the 5th and 6th lane when you're drunk in China, you'll never know when you're reflexes are too slow to make the turn.

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Happy Birthday Jasmine !

A little late .. but better late than never .. love ya hun !!

A shopper , A MNG-addict , A friend from Hell ... all Bi-a-tch's .. whom love each other and be loved a whole lot !
BU-YAO-NIEN !!!!! *hey ... the mandarin is kicking in !! hahaha*

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Color For Life

An experience never to be missed. As promised, I've uploaded loads of pics .. there's a whole lot more, but it's not like it's facebook or anything rite. It's been a while since I've actually travelled on a bus further than JB-KL ... the last time was from JB to Penang, and I swore that from that time onwards, I'll never take a bus up to Penang again. Nobody understands the torture that I went through ... or perhaps that I'm jez terribly spoilt ! Haha~ But the ride up to Genting wasn't that bad at all .. although it took like more than 6 hours to get there. Could do in 5 if only that it was able to climb the hill faster. Seriously .. it was so slow that if you needed to pee so badly, you could very well hop off and release yourself, and jog back to the bus and still make it. Then I went on to make a statement to Eloise and Caster who immediatelly rolled their eyes on me when I went "If I owned a bus/transport company ..." ... I would have this special fleet of buses, all modified with bigger engines for trips up hills i.e. Genting, Bukit Tinggi, etc etc.

The whole event was tiring .. but nevertheless fun ! Imagine, there're like about 100 models i.e. babes up there .. and partying with them, and seeing high profile models in the likes of Raja Azura (she's jez amazing ... loads of attitude and style .. and killer legs and body to die for).

The Event : Loreal Colour For Life - Malaysian Hairdressers for Children with AIDS.
Theme: H2O's chosen theme was Wind. Yea .. so much wind that they blew away part of our hair ! ooppsss ......
Result: Excellent ! We were the first one up, and according to many, we rocked the show !


It doesn't get any cooler than this when you have such cool backstage passes! I've always never regarded myself to be a pro-model ... too humble?? or jez plain sua-ku?! *sweats*

H2O's chosen 3 goth mannequins. Most of you guys will go "Macam Hantu" but look from the artistic perspective .. the overall image it's really unique and amazing! Dresses were amazingly gorgeous and flattering, thanx to the talented D'Cel by Daniel Chong & team.

The stylist whom is responsible for my image .. Bon. I cannot help but keep looking at him coz he resembles Dydo soooooo much, his actions and all .. soooo Dydo!

After Event Madness

Food, Alcohol, Loud Loud Loud, Gambling, Noise Noise Noise, and loads of Cam Whoring.

Safari always sucked, but macam we have a choice up there in the bewildered hills. And how could we leave Genting without having a hand at the table? About 15 of us entered the casino all high and loud, and I swore that we would be so blacklisted from the casino if they were to take actions against us. We entered making a whole racket on what to bet on, and we finally decided that we all pool some cash together, being terribly cheap of RM10 per person, to bet on Big-Small. And we turned heads .. really .. there were like 8 tables of blackjack, baccarrat, roulet, etc .. and everyone literally stopped to look at us when we all strolled passed the tables in search of our prospective table. And the joke was, I overheard this moron who went (in cantonese) "Meng seng ler .. chim meng aa" (celebrities ler .. go get autograph) *3 lines* Well, I can't blame that guy .. coz in the group, there were models, stylists and designers .. all whom are naturally stylo lorrr .. perasan case! We made a hell of noise at the table .. seriously .. it was bad. But we each made RM20 .. so it wasn't so bad eh .. haha. Kelvin still owe us CoffeeBean from the remaining winnings! Thank god it was 4am, otherwise the manager would have thrown us out .. for .. (1) making so much noise .. think wat, cheapo gambling den??!! (2) being cheap and bet so little .. although it was like RM200 per bet but average out of RM10 per person! (3) distracts other gamblers, dealers, passerby, faux gamblers, etc etc (4) taking advantage of their free beverages (5) giving our dealer a hard time .... but hey, they had fun too .. so did the other chikopek uncles who came by our table jez to check us out !

I texted Geline and Jasmine to come over join us, coz we agreed to create havoc here .. but they chose to S.L.E.E.P. So babes ... this is what you have missed out on !

Created by Billy, my stylist and Team Manager of H2O Jusco. FYI, nothing smelled there.

Elle Salon's Trademark Robotic Pose. I would like to clear any misunderstanding that we're not making fun of you guys .. we think that you guys are brilliant in coming up with such idea that left such a great impact on us that we cannot forget. And if it was so uncool, we wouldn't continue to be retarded with your poses. *no sarcarsm is involved in the making of this statement* Sekian, terima kasih.

And thanks to the genius (whoever he/she is) for inventing the timer function so that no one is missed out from such fun of insane group pics!

If only Kelvin could be a little less perverted. But that's they way he is .. uniquely cute!


And last but not least .. a tribute to our Lao-Ban .. Andy Chan of H2O, though not forgetting Lao-Ban-Niang Penny, who is amazingly cute and big hearted.

How can we ever miss this pic ???!!!!


But I missed the Ah-Yee Bao-Yee (Ah Yat Abalone) ! At a promotion rate of RM99++ (per person) from RM198++ for an 8 course meal. Geline, you should come joined us the night before, gamble, win your RM500, and treat me to the abalone meal as promised. Grrrr~~~