Wedding Bells

It's wedding season again! Always happens during year ends... coupled with Christmas, I'll be doubly poorer! Haha .. I'm at that "age period" where its time to settle down. Last time it's either our parent's friends getting married or our relatives ... a few years later, we're attending our cousin's (around the same age) weddings .. then now .. our friend's wedding. This year it was Haflin, then Nikki.. and just yesterday Cheng Keat got wedded. "Wo zhen de hen kai xin .. zhen de ... zhen de zhen de hen kai xin" Buahahaha ... oohhh .. we're all "really really really happy" for ya too!

Cheng Keat and his beloved Ivy .. and his "mistress" (moi) ! Happy family !!

Cheng Keat a.k.a. Charles (sorry babe .. i still can't accept that name!) We're like so fated to be close! First our houses are on the same street .. then we went to the same uni .. then we were in the same major .. same class .. group mate .. and now .. our offices are like 300 meters apart! Haha .. have known this f$#king friend for 6 years! Time flies man .. and now he's happily married to the sweet Ivy. Good catch ! They're love story is kinda drama laa ... he met her in an accident .. forgot who bumped into who's car laa. But ain't that lovely... hehe ..

I too got "wedded" on that weekend as well .. don't know how many times have I got "wedded" already .. haha .. Ooh ooh .. i've shoot a new bridal album as well .. all rosey retro. Don't have the pics yet .. but will upload them when I get them.. so far the album was satisfying .. kinda liked it. Wedding gowns and albums are all different now .. not the conventional plain white gown like in the past. I've worn so many gowns before .. but I'm yet to choose "my gown" in case I wanna settle down .. no one has a Vera Wang lookalike !! Hello people .. it's OK to copy .. haha .. it's Vera Wang ... it's gorgeous !! I hope my future hubby can get me a Vera Wang gown .... blarrrrrdy expensive ler ... *sigh* coupled with the US FOREX .. *double sigh* .. give that a *triple sigh*

Fa-hua-chi .. but kinda sweet rite. Hehe .. Retro-Rosey .. I look kinda different from my usual self eh, who doesn't when they're all made up. The power of make-up! Therefore, are no ugly people on this earth .. they jez need make-up !

Joke of the Week by mr ex-boss .. JP ..

What are the bumps on women's nipples for ?

It's brail for Suck Me Please !

The bunch of 30-something men and me laugh hysterically as we entered the lift of Marriot Singapore. I was fondling with the lift's buttons as there were bumps for the blind .. and JP exclaimed .. "Jamie .. what the hell are you doing?!" Buahhahhaa ... "Err .. nothing .. errr" !!

Must Watch Movie !! Happy Feet

No matter how old you are .. you have to catch this animated movie!! I did .. and no regrets. We chose Happy Feet over Casino Royale! Haha .. well, our first choice was Step Up but the timing was aaaallllllll wrong.. so no choice laa. Anyway, Mumble kinda resembled Schnappi .. so that was part of the reason why I picked that movie .. just 5 hours has passed, and I'm already missing that mutt! Kinda regretted when the tix were purchased .. somehow had the feeling that it was gonna be a waste of time and money. Well, the day didn't really start off well for me ... when i left the house i discovered that i had "fungus" ser-kor on my Harley Baby Pink Tee .. DAMN ! Anyways .. the cinema was filled with kids and we were like one of the tak-tau-malu grown-ups ! Haha ... anyways .. no regrets ... YO AMIGOS .. gotta watch it !!

Sawadee Sawadee Sawadee kaaaaaaaa~~~

I'm back .. to work ! Sienzz .... my fantasy has ended! haha ... Who can "NOT" love Bangkok ! Shopping paradise ler .. i wished i had more money and a bigger luggage bag .. and of coz .. more energy, leg muscles, and being able to take spicy food! Ok .. i'm like one of those aliens who goes to Thailand and not tasted Tomyam-Kung ! Sad case rite !!! But am not gonna go spoil the rest of my shopping trip jez to satisfy my ego of struggling to finish the whole bowl of tomyam-kung! Jez imagine .. the pei-pei-mien Tomyam flavour already can drive ppl nuts!

One of the best "tours" i've been on .. i call it "tour" coz there were about 30 of us flying off from Penang ! Litterally quarter of the passengers of the plane we from our group. And we have restless and over excited ppl who can't stay in their seats for that 1.5 hour flight. Never saw so many air stewards in my life before. ahaha .. all KPC ! I already started my photo taking on the plane .. and orbi-good !!! i left my camera on the plane. Luckily the photo-itch started again 5 minutes after i got off the plane and to my worst horror .. I couldn't find my camera. I ran back .. and went into a panic hissy-fit .. come on laa .. wat a way to start the hols man! Thank god the steward ran out with my cam and gave it back to me. Compliments to Air Asia .. although they are a low cost carrier .. but the staff are professional ok! Thanks so much !!!!

Taukeh Boey "Xiao Xin" .. thanks for the trip! This guy is damn cute.. look like Sin Chan laa ..

Alan How .. everybody must thank him for the coordination .. he booked all the tickets .. all 28 tix ! Try doing that .. and its not through travel agent lor !! can you imagine the frustration through booking online tix ??

My "collection" for this trip was better than the one in May.. haha .. everything jez looked sooo nice! Temptation to buy the whole place man! Me love Chatuchak !!! But my fellow friends didn't quite enjoyed it laa .. too hot laa, no choice laa .. bla bla bla .. jez not shoppers laa! Manfred and Kah Hoong keep wanting to balik hotel to tido. Kah Hoong somemore wanna find cards to play Rami .. walao eh .. come all d way here to sleep n Rami mer! Siao ting tong! MEN ! Oopss .. the other is not. From the 7 brady bunch, there left 2 .. me and Fion. From Pratunam .. to Chatuchak .. to Naraya! We were there for only 2 days laa .. could hv gone to more places. Who can forget to go to Naraya !!! I could spend the whole day there .. hahaha .. lovely lovely lovely!

I officially have a cam-whoring mate .. haha .. guess Wen Kang has the same passion as I do .. PATTERN LIAO LIAO !! the rest aa .. so-so lor .. all wanna jaga image smile all nice n preppy. occassionally there's the siao ting tong patterns as well.

The 7 "dwarfs" (we're actually kinda tall ler) Right - Left: Fion, Kelly, Kah Hoong, Wen Kang, Cillia, Manfred ..(that's 6.. i'm the 7th dwarf .. holding the camera)

Manfred trying to take ugly pics of me .. what the hell .. so much for jaga image.. haha .. FYI, that's meatballs in my mouth! yum yum .. nothing like Ikea's swedish meatballs though

Very natural and cadid pic of Cillia and Kelly .. nice job! (abeh then .. models ler)

cam-whoring on the MRT .. think everyone there think we siao! who cares ...

Manfred and his "slut" .. hahaha (kah hoong .. don't kill me!)

Went clubbing at RCA .. very very nice place oo .. music was good .. place looked good .. and place was huge. But damn packed laa .. like satay! Wonder when will JB have such place! Dream on! But our group very bangga lor .. so many leng lui .. suma model model punya lor!

Chee Kun's a very very very lucky man!

We came clubbing together ... first time going clubbing with soooooooooo many ppl! Happening!

Wen Kang ... my new found cam-whore mate .. pattern more than badminton

Trying to get Kah Hoong to be my cam-whoring mate as well .. still alot to learn laa!

Jerry's trying to be annoying .. he's always slutty anyways... hahaha! Btw, the bottle he's holding is soya bean milk .. and it tastes damn good!! A must try in Thailand. Sorry guys, I don't know the name of it coz I don't read Thai.. but you can get it in 7-Eleven

Trip was kinda short .. can say we were there for only 2 days. The flight back to Penang was at 7.00am .. so we had to get to the airport by 5.30am. Didn't sleep lor! Don't dare to sleep also. What can that 2 hour sleep do good for such a pig like moi ! I was damn steam lor .. like i was weeding. I saw a shooting star that "morning" .. but I didnt make any wish .. too shocked .. too excited .. too sleepy .. too tired .. too this n that to think about any wish to make. But ... at least I saw one before in my whole entire 24 years of my life laa!

• Jamie : EH !! I SAW A SHOOTING STAR LERR ... OH MY GOD ..
• KH : walao .. i didn't see .. when?
• Jamie : jez now laa .. OH MY GOD ...
• KH : go buy number laa .. wat number you wanna buy
• Jamie : err .. err .. 1119 ?? November 19th maa ..
• KH : too many 1's already .. sure won't kena de ..

I jez checked the papers .. low and behold .. number 1191 came in "Special" prize for Magnum 4D ... @##$%$#@#$%^%$#@!@#$% could have won something if I bought "MBox" !!!! DAMMIT LAAAA ~~~~~~~

Cillia was planning to get ciggies at the airport, and I was being annoying and keep asking her to buy weird ciggies. Was making fun at this pack of ciggies .. Panda brand ! (haha .. looks like the Panda brand we used in school last time rite!) The Cillia woke me up "check out the price laa .. think cheap aa". Took a look at it ... Walao eh .. 1,500 Baht for 100 sticks. Dats like RM30 for a box of 20 sticks! Calculation .. dats 4 times the price of the normal ciggies we have! Siao !!!
P/S# Apparently I found out that affluent ppl in China smoke this ciggies .. fuaa.. dun play play aa! But pls laa... change laa the image ..apa ini PANDA BRAND. buahahaha .. its like when ppl ask, "so what do you smoke" .. "panda brand"! buahahahaha ....

Ooohh .. i miss everyone sooooo much !! I wanna balik Penang sooonn .. hehe .. now I have so many friends there .. and a whole lot of fun bunch of them! hope to see you guys reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllll soon !!! Muaksssss~~~~

+ A Whole Load of Sh!t +

These 1-2 weeks has been really busy for me till I haven’t got time to write. Work has been piling up so I can’t blog in the office .. DUHH !!! since when that’s “legal” ! haha .. My bro is hogging on to the internet at home, so there goes my chance to blog at home until I get a wireless modem. So sad case rite??!!! Apparently he has basically stopped doing sports like futsal and badminton and has this new craze “sport” of DOTA! Sheeesshhh .. gamers! So this entry will have full load of stuff. I’ll try not to crap too much if not it’ll look like someone’s thesis posted here! Buahahaha…

Nikki’s Wedding
A bit selfish of me rite .. haha .. as if Nikki had her wedding “alone”!! It’s Steven and Nikki’s wedding @ 27 October 2006. Nik is my childhood bestfriend since my primary days in SRKDU until I moved to JB .. but we kept in touch till “snail mail” .. yess .. LETTERS! Old-skool sia!! Haha .. there were a couple of us who were amazing writers .. Priscilla, Sook Wei, Nicholas (this man can realllllllyyyyy write .. his letters were always like 7-10 pages long! Well, we have to exclude the fact that his handwriting is huge) Nikki’s was the most creative/interesting one .. coz she took the trouble to decorate every letter nicely .. with pictures of Take That and her stationery set was always beautiful and fancy. Oohh .. back to the wedding. She went MIA after Form 3-4 .. and apparently through the amazing technology of the internet, and this amazing website some genius created called FRIENDSTER .. I was able to track her down with the help of Nicholas. She was in the UK for a couple of years dee and no surprise that she got herself an ang-moh boyfriend. FYI .. Steve’s a shoe designer for Lacoste (sorry Nik .. publicizing it again!) It’s so cool man .. imagine the amount for free shoe samples they can get! Damn! But am really happy for her .. that she’s finally settled down and the both of them looked amazing together !!! Wishing the both of you guys neverending bliss!

Nikki & Steve .. they look so sweet together! Nice catch Nik !

Childhood friends .. now all grown up and moving on to the next phase of our lives

Halloween Night @ Zouk, KL
Loved the ambience there ..every staff there were required to put some kind of scary/cool costume.. loved the Gothic Brides at the entrance.. and our fav was this guy who dressed in a tux of black and white. Not only his tux was smart .. he went putting up this aire of arrogance like some kind of victorian royalty ghost. Sorry ya .. pic kinda blur!

Macam MTV punya dancer .. errr .. from the BackstreetBoys "Everybody" MTV??? I don't know .. but he gave me that kind of impression!

Rave Party of the Year 2006 !
The most happening .. I really meant THE MOST HAPPENING RAVE PARTY EVER IN 2006 !!!! For any year for that matter !!! Revel4tion organized by Zouk and Salem held at A’Famosa Resort. Had 2 main arena’s as usual .. R&B and Trance. You can tell by the way I’m making this entry for this segment .. I really “LOVED” the event. F@#$%ing Hell !! Which rave party ends at 1am ??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even some bodoh pub down the street of Changlung closes at 3am !!! I shall not waste my time and your time reading about a failure rave party!

Sis Giselle & Moi

The Trance Arena .. music wasn't really that good .. jez "ying chou" (entertain) only laa

The R&B Arena .. damn boring man, everyone stand there n poing only. But saw this really good-looking guy with a hot-bod and danced really well!

Schni Schna Schnappi !
He’s about 6 months now. See how big he has grown! 3 times the size since I’ve gotten him. Fat ass! I’ve never seen a much greedier dog than him. It’s like when he sees food .. everything just blanks out of his mind except for food! And he’ll do just about anything .. I mean ANYTHING to get it. Haha .. he’s still so annoyingly adorable! And I love him so!!!!!!!!!!

At 3 months in August 2006

My god has he grown ..At 6 months in November

Schnappi has laser eyes .. when he was younger it was green .. wondered why it turned yellow now? changing colors every 3months?? Wondered when wll it evey be pink!

Passport Photo. Annoying rite this pic !!!Nowadays he always mengade-ngade act cute! Perasan case !!

Clubbing Princesses
It’s been a while since the 3 sistas went clubbing together. Finally we have a new “clubbing princesses” photo. Haha .. lame rite the name !!! Venue: Modestos on some Saturday night. Apparently JB has a “new” place to go party .. no one can exactly “party” on a Saturday night at Modestos coz it’s so damn packed. You’ll be lucky you get a comfortable space to stand without having icky-sweaty people rubbing their perspires on ya!

Sis-Gis , Sis-Esh & Sis-Jam <<>

Sis-Esh was born with the skill of self-hair cutting skills. Her specialty: Fringe-cutting! She had a bob-cut before .. the one that is in trend now .. everyone has it man! I call it Elle Salon “zhao pai” haircut! I first seen it in Elle Salon .. technically every female stylist in Elle has that kind of bob-cut. Sis-Esh got hers cut there.. I love the style, but I still very “bu-sher-de” cut my long hair. Haha.. I need the hair for modeling as well laa. Esh changed the style with full bangs in the front. Good fringe-cutting skills I’d say .. but now, look like helmet. Hahaha!!! (“eh leh .. like ur hair so nice like dat! School girl hairstyle!”

Sis-Esh's Helmet Hair

Bali Bali
Came back from my week long holiday in Bali ! Good ! It’s nice to see the culture everywhere.. overwhelmed with the carvings the have on every single building. Aiyaa .. everywhere in Bali looks the same laa! Loads of cheap finds for handicrafts .. wood stuff, rattan stuff, and loads of batik. Loads of surfwear as well .. they have brands like Roxy, Rip Curl, Surf Girl, yada yada yada in every corner of bali.. pricing wise .. still same in Malaysia laa .. not cheap at all. Darn!!
The beach .. good! Waves are strong in Bali, so its enjoying for sua-ku Malaysians like me .. who come from cities with really sad beaches. Stong waves = loads of surfers = load of hot bods to look at! Haha .. farny ler .. all the surfers there have really good-tanned-built-body! All of them have 6-8 pegs! Does surfing require that much amount of abs strength that builds on the pegs?? Like that I also wanna learn surfing oooo~~~~ John and I are deliberating if the local surfers are more than surf-teachers. You hardly see any obvious prostitutes like in Thailand. Instead, we noticed that a lot of women-foreigners have a “personal-surf-teacher” who looks good, has a good tan, has a good bod, and a nice ass.
My ratings: Nice beach. Nice place to relax .. not shop! People always mistaken that .. just because it’s cheap doesn’t make it a good place to shop .. coz there aren’t any variety. Every single store sells the same thing!!!

Desperate case .. coz no one can take a good photo for me

Sunset at Jimbaran Beach

Dearly departed from the Bali bombings in 2002

Finishing touch to my Bali hols .. a severe sore throat infection, fever, and suffering for 8 hours in the LCT terminal. For those of you whom ever thought of spending the night there .. DON'T ever do it .. its straneous suffering!

+ The End +

Thanks for being so patient with me .. though I am confident to say that there are 75% of the readers who have basically skipped most of the entry and look at photos instead. Buahahhahaha !!

Sekian, Terima Kasih

Thursday Blues

OKOK .. thursday is supposed to be exciting coz we're a day closer to the weekends. But i'm in agony today.. WHY ??????? m kinda in a confused situation right now. haha ..

1. It's the monsoon season and it has been POURING (not raining .. this is really heavy!) which disrupts my working mood .. making me sleepy, cold, etc etc etc ..
2. I have severe bloody mary cramps (period laaaa) in the office somemore! walao eh .. from all places to get it, can't even rest properly
3. Excited about my Bali trip on Monday ! yeepieeeeee !
4. Excited about my Bangkok trip the following weekend ! Double yeepieeeeee !
5. Damn I have to clear my boss's table .. he is one hell of a messy man! But i can't complaint .. his time is much too valuable and expensive to be cleaning up / keeping his desk clean. Btw, he's the CEO .. a great boss .. very inspiring to me .. and i respect him alot coz he ain't nothing the same as those typical bummers CEO who only knows how to womanize, play golf, and lepak !

Basically the entire day of work today is wasted.. the first half was crap due to the cramps, i jez couldnt get anything done. You think i want de merrr????????? It's the sucky part that all of the female species have to go through every month! I don't understand why we have to go through such suffering. Just 1 freaking "cause" .. and a whole massive load of "effectsssssssss" (multiple "s" to magnify the effect) First we start of with the pre-menses problem .. PMS! First, we get pissed easily, and being pissed is not a very nice mood to be in. Then we subconsciously piss other people out as well .. which they normally backfire and then we'll be doubly-pissed! Secondly, we have to suffer from the pain .. the cramps .. the whatever agony you wanna call it. Third, its disgusting to have blood flowing out of you without any injuries .. make you feel like you have some kind of severe internal illness. Fourth, have to waste money to buy "innovatively designed" gauses to soak up your excess, but I do thank whoever genius that was who created them, if not we have to put up with the napkins like ancient times. Fifth, have to be cautious about every damn move you make in case your pad bocor. Sixth, can't do exercises (on the first day of course) .. so pain how to do, it's Thursday and I have to miss my yoga classes again! Seventh, no sex ! buahahahhaha .... just imagine if you have some urges we can't do it! wat .. put plastic cover on the bed aa ? hahahahaha .. think the guy wanna have his kkb covered dipped into strawberry fondue?? buahahahahhaha .... And after everything we went through, we still have to suffer for another 9 months straight with pregnancy. This I haven't been through yet .. will let you guys know wats the agony like.. but the basics will be there i.e. nauseous, being fat, birth pain is HELLLLLLLLL, post birth dieting to get back you body shape, your whole body is jez out of form after birth ... just accept it.. you may be thin, but you ain't gonna get that tight bikini body ever! well, unless you're so god damn rich to get surgery !!! So unfair right ???? why can't the male species be the one who goes through the mensturation cycle and we women stick to birth. Fair right ????? Don't misundestand me .. I love babies .. but the whole pregnancy and child birth labour is tooooo intimidating right now!

TRIPS: Coming Monday ! woo hoo ... Bali Bali Bali ... here I comeeeee !!!! I'll be going off for the entire week .. for holiday of course. Work trips are scheduled next month. Teehehehehehe ... The following Thursday I'll be following my organizers to Bangkok! Exotic Thailand ... but funny hor, why is called Bangkok .. kinda crude ler the name. ahaha.. i remembered once Howe Szuan told me that he went to Phuket and there's loads of pubs, striptease parlors, etc .. and one had a cheezy name called "Bang-cock" buahahahhaha ..... I died laughing ler! From then on .. everytime someone says Bangkok, that's what I remember!! The former name was Siam right? My history abit poor .. but I can't be wrong about this right? please correct me if I do. But Siam isn't a very good name for a country/capital city as well .. in Hokkien siam means make way. So ... it's like siam-lah for a country ... bad bad bad fengshui !!

super boh liao now .. mood'less' at work ! been surfing the net for the whole day and reading all my mails. this gal by the name of Fiona Foo .. really sweet girl, sends me tons of forwarded mails. Thanks gal .. keep me occupied when I'm dead bored. In turn, I forward them to my other friends as well. oohh ohh ... i'm so lame today ... i surfed for Joo Ji Hoon! pengzzzzzz .... okok .. i'm lame. Already "yi ta ba nian ji" still overthere surf for korean actors! Supposed to be the job of teenagers ler! But hor .. he really very good-looking ler! I don't really like small/chinky eye guys, but dunno why i'm so mezmerized by him. haha .. watch too much korean drama liao. Btw, Joo Ji Hoon is Prince Shin from the K-drama Princess Hours/Goong.

I figured out my craze for Joo Ji Hoon (name sounds like mee-hoon ler) is that he's damn tall ... drools .. DAMN tall .. at 187cm fuaa .. macam giant! and that he has like once of the most nose ever! i don't care whether his is cosmetic constructed, at least the results are fab! I want to get mine done as well .. but am too pussy to do it.. anyway, haven't save enough money also! think cheap merrrr ... at least 10k laa! But i have a "fat-choy" nose ler.. ok, accept the fact, who cares whether is "fat-choy" or not .. bottom line is .. it's huge! Buahahaha !!! My initial craze for a korean actor is Kwon Sang Woo when i watched Stairway to Heaven. Waaa .. he has really really really nice lips! Very leng zhai as well. Am pia'ing Sad Love Story .. which stars Kwon Sang Woo nevertheless. droolsss .................................... apparently he has a better bod than JJH .. come on laa, JJH is still a boy laa .. ahhaha ... (he's the same age as I am lerr.. does dat make a ger-ger?! wake up laa old auntie! ahahahah)