Friday, January 08, 2010

Avatar

I See You .... the new word for "I Love You" ?

Avatar post, hence the blue words.

Avatar's awesome yo! For those who have watched it .. and think it's "quite" nice .. what do you mean by "quite" nice .. it's effing awesome! Catch it in 3D and you'll know what I mean.

Konon laa ... boasting I caught it in 3D. Wahahaha .. what to do, living in JB, there's many things to boast about coz we don't have many awesome things to offer here. Somehow it's like PleasantVille or something. We only have 2 malls that are worth going but could memorize the shops by heart and can navigate myself around even if I'm blind. The rest I call them "purpose malls" i.e. you don't head there unless you have to go to that specific shop e.g. buying DVDs in Holiday Plaza or Pelangi Plaza. You don't just wake up one day and go .. "Hey .. why not let's go window shop at HP or PP".

Anyways .. back to the movie. The idea of the story is kinda interesting, sync'ing with the nature and all with the braids. But it becomes a joke after. You know what arses we people are. Just have to poke fun at just about anything. :D

Went surfing around and stumbled upon the Avatar plot. Some genius joker (confused on who to cut off) did a edited summary plot of the movie ripped off Pocahontas.

Pocahontas or not .. who cares, it's just entertainment. Who really gives their two cents about who ripped off who. It's who made what outcome better that counts.

This is one movie that I don't mind buying the original DVD despite having dirt cheap pirated DVDs offered every corner of the streets in Pleasantville. Apparently word goes out that there's an deleted sex scene for the cinema version, which will be included in the DVD. To what extent this is true we'll just have to find out. But I guess it's no more than just plain sync'ing .. the whole movie's about sync'ing .. and the Na'vi chicks don't even have nipples. So don't expect that much.

Avatar fever ... I have been Na'vi-ed ... have you ?

Yes, that's me .. not mere coincidence. It's done with by some online web programme from the french McDonalds using my picture. Not very impressed with the cock-eyed though.

Give it a try at www.mcdonalds.fr.

Everything's in french though, but you'll manage to navigate yourself around by using some common sense.

Tip 1: Remember to use full frontal shots otherwise your nose or lips in particular will get distorted.
Tip 2: Use cool/serious expression photos .. you don't want your Na'vi character to be a retarded one. No matter how gorgeous your smile is, it never works for the Na'vi. Neytiri has an awkward grin/smile that never made her the gorgeous princess of her tribe. Here's an example of how retarded you'll look using a smiling photo.

Have fun Na'vi'ing :)

3 comments:

Constant Craving said...

Yeah the movie was pretty awesome, seen in it's entirety that is. I've gotta say that there were certain incredibly corny moments that made me wanna cringe...but that's James Cameron for ya! The guy's a genius, no doubt, but he can be cringe worthy sometimes! FYI they do have nipples, but as Mr Cameron put it in an interview, it was a PG movie after all, so they had a hell of a time trying to hide those darn nipples! He is hoping that the dvd version would have those scenes though...and from the sound of it, you are looking forward to that too!

Jamieternity said...

most definitely .. hope they have the 3D DVD version that comes with the glasses .. so we can relive the whole moment again

CC said...

Well, with the current craze surrounding 3D movies, I'm guessing there probably will be a 3D version on dvd/bluray. However, the glasses will most likely be the crappy card board colored lens cheapies...you'll get a headache more than anything else with those darn things!