Cat Betrayed His Girlfriend

This is crazily hilarious !



I nearly choked on my coffee halfway through this.

Can't imagine how creative people can get these days.

Hot Mama Choco Chip Cookies

We've got a new look to our cookies !

With CNY greetings to for the festive period.

Plus the cutesy carry bottle.

Order Now !

Hot Mama Choc Chip Cookies

CNY's coming .. so the Pang Residence is running it's annual bakery again.

Hot-Mama's Home-Baked
Chocolate Chip Cookies

Taking in orders now.
RM 17.00 per bottle.
350 grams per bottle.
Don't be an annoying fart and ask me how many cookies makes out 350 grams!

Freshly baked cookies, guaranteed finger licking that make you crave for more!

Reasons to Stock up on Hot Mama's Choc Chip Cookies

1. Chinese New Year's round the corner, and bet you peeps out there are so bored of the normal festive cookies. For a change, try choc chips.
2. Bribe your future in-laws by giving them festive goodies. Beats the over-commercialized and over-priced-rip-off goodie baskets.
3. So nyum nyum that it'll make Famous Amos be on it's guard.
4. Worth every penny! Bursting with choc chips. Unlike those cheapo's out-there with one chip per cookie!
5. Cheap. Ingrediants have increased in price alooooot !
6. Healthy. Homemakers know sh!t about using artificial flavours and preservatives.
7. Baked by the hottest and coolest mum ~ checkout her facebook account!
8. Hard labour by A-grade people i.e. moi and P.Diddy (not so young, but still attractive, best dad ever) and of course Her Majesty Hot Mama herself.
   
9. You'll be surprised that you'll come back next year for more!

So hurry .. Order Now !

Drop me your orders in my email: jamieternity@hotmail.com

or in the comments box below.

Please state your name and contacts and order amounts .. I will contact you when I've received the orders.

Please also indicate WHEN you would want to collect/have it delivered. We'd like our cookies to go out freshly baked and not weeks/days old cookies. Do let us know, so we can schedule your orders to be right out the oven to your doorstep/hands soonest.

I'll take in orders for JB - delivery/pick-ups will be arranged.

Spread the word if you like it .. we'll do orders on requests all year round.

And if you place a "satisfactory" number of orders .. who knows I'll throw in a discount or perhaps a free bottle or two :)

Avatar

I See You .... the new word for "I Love You" ?

Avatar post, hence the blue words.

Avatar's awesome yo! For those who have watched it .. and think it's "quite" nice .. what do you mean by "quite" nice .. it's effing awesome! Catch it in 3D and you'll know what I mean.

Konon laa ... boasting I caught it in 3D. Wahahaha .. what to do, living in JB, there's many things to boast about coz we don't have many awesome things to offer here. Somehow it's like PleasantVille or something. We only have 2 malls that are worth going but could memorize the shops by heart and can navigate myself around even if I'm blind. The rest I call them "purpose malls" i.e. you don't head there unless you have to go to that specific shop e.g. buying DVDs in Holiday Plaza or Pelangi Plaza. You don't just wake up one day and go .. "Hey .. why not let's go window shop at HP or PP".

Anyways .. back to the movie. The idea of the story is kinda interesting, sync'ing with the nature and all with the braids. But it becomes a joke after. You know what arses we people are. Just have to poke fun at just about anything. :D

Went surfing around and stumbled upon the Avatar plot. Some genius joker (confused on who to cut off) did a edited summary plot of the movie ripped off Pocahontas.

Pocahontas or not .. who cares, it's just entertainment. Who really gives their two cents about who ripped off who. It's who made what outcome better that counts.

This is one movie that I don't mind buying the original DVD despite having dirt cheap pirated DVDs offered every corner of the streets in Pleasantville. Apparently word goes out that there's an deleted sex scene for the cinema version, which will be included in the DVD. To what extent this is true we'll just have to find out. But I guess it's no more than just plain sync'ing .. the whole movie's about sync'ing .. and the Na'vi chicks don't even have nipples. So don't expect that much.

Avatar fever ... I have been Na'vi-ed ... have you ?

Yes, that's me .. not mere coincidence. It's done with by some online web programme from the french McDonalds using my picture. Not very impressed with the cock-eyed though.

Give it a try at www.mcdonalds.fr.

Everything's in french though, but you'll manage to navigate yourself around by using some common sense.

Tip 1: Remember to use full frontal shots otherwise your nose or lips in particular will get distorted.
Tip 2: Use cool/serious expression photos .. you don't want your Na'vi character to be a retarded one. No matter how gorgeous your smile is, it never works for the Na'vi. Neytiri has an awkward grin/smile that never made her the gorgeous princess of her tribe. Here's an example of how retarded you'll look using a smiling photo.

Have fun Na'vi'ing :)